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Protoss Player

One who plays the Protoss Race in Starcraft.
Protoss players usually have any of the following qualities:

1) Balding or having a very short hairstyle.

2) May have a tattoo to show others he is a Protoss Player

3) Limits his playing style to Cannon Cheese or massed Void Rays

4) A n00b

5) Shirt is usually sleeveless

6) A dork

7) Breathes through the mouth exclusively

8) When he inevitably quits out will have thousands of unspent minerals and gas

If you spot a Protoss player in the wild call the nearest Terran player to beat him with massed marines.
Dan decided to become a Protoss Player and he has not been the same since. His hair fell out and he has this weird tattoo of a High Templar on his back.
Protoss Player by Terran4Ever February 21, 2011

Don't hate the player hate the game 

Same as people causing wars for religious purposes a.k.a getting justification for doing one's own ideals and mostly wrong thigs.
Why did you kill him?
Don't hate the player hate the game

softball player 

That Jenny, she's turned into quite the softball player.

What do you mean? She's all of a sudden into sports?

Yeah...and girls.
softball player by nicky v. July 7, 2006

play on player

1. Term used for making fun of people who act too ghetto for the suburbs.

2. Term used for a guy who cuts you off in traffic.

3. Term used for someone who thinks they are better, hotter, or more successful than everyone else.
1. Damn, he's so ghetto he should go live in da hood. Play on player.

2. Get in your own lane player.

3. He thinks he's the shizzle. Play on player.
play on player by mgp March 17, 2005

persian poker player 

Figure of speech referring to a cheater of some sort. Said cheater needs not be of Persian ancestry of a poker player.
Honey, you slept with my best friend? you are SUCH a Persian poker player!

Fortnite player 

This species is very common these creatures have no mate to mate at all and when it go’s to school it is very dangerous if you tell it to get off fortnite it will use its self defense technique on you by yelling “SHUT UP I HATE YOU” it yells “I HATE THIS GAME”when it’s been playing for 26 days and 3 hours and continues to play until it dies this creatures life span depends on how long it plays fortnite and/or how old the creature is if it is 1-20 it’s life span is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000001 Geo-Seconds if it’s 21-80 it’s life span is nothing it just dies immediately
Get off of fornite” mom said “SHUT UP I HATE YOU” The fortnite player said