B Pee

Stopping your car at a service station / gas station when you don't need petrol but do need to use the toilet.

Passenger: "Hey man, we really should stop at the next "servo".
Driver: "But we have plenty of petrol".
Passenger "I know, I've got to do a B Pee."

by Domino the Jester July 26, 2010

pee-tastrophy

When you think you are done with on the toilet, but you stand up and realize you have not finished peeing. Pee then gets all over your underwear...a pee-tastrophy!

Fredy: Are you done yet?
Sarah: Yes, just pulling up my pants. Wait, oh crap, I just had a pee-tastrophy! I peed in my pants!! Now I need to change clothes!

by ndrew52 October 13, 2011

pee bagging

the act of laminating one's scrotum with one's own urine and dragging it across the face of another

tim began pee bagging ron while ron was asleep

by kommander lemon July 20, 2011

Tea peeing

When you cum inside the vagina and it goes into a teacup

Whoa I just cumed in her and it landed in her teacup. That was a good tea peeing

by Ihaveheese December 31, 2016

pee dab

little spot of piss in your shorts.

a laughed so hard i had a pee dab in my shorts

by piss in you pants December 12, 2013

pee stream

A stream of warm urine excreted from ones genitals.

Guy1: Man did you hear about R Kelly squirting a pee stream on his girlfriend? Guy2: I sure did. I gotta try that. Guy1: Man that's nasty and it didn't go good for him after that.

by jimmybomm January 14, 2021

pee bob

Another word for penis.

I'm a lesbian, I don't like pee bobs!

by Anne C and Lori J June 11, 2008