marijuana peanut butter cup

A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.

Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.

by PWS27 July 11, 2017

It ain't nothing but a peanut

A saying used to psych your self up, just before liftin wieghts. Used by ronny coleman.

David "This weight is really heavy"
Tom "It ain't nothing but a peanut"

by dark0dave February 18, 2010

The Holy peanut

The Holy Peanut is our lord and saviour of the SCP foundation, if The Peanut escapes containment it would be like thanos, except the peanut knows who to kill because he is so wise and if you get killed it’s for your own good, AND he doesn’t have an ass

Did you pray to the holy peanut?

no.

You better, or else you become a thot

by The globgogabgolab himself April 20, 2019

inside peanut butter

"inside peanut butter" refers to having a tan/brown leather or plush interior in your vehicle.

Inside peanut butter outside jelly
7 days of the week 7 different chevys
Black SS wit tha top blown off
f*** with them boys get ya top blown off

by eXentric July 17, 2006

paki peanut head

paki Peanut head is A very small Muslimoid pecker

The Paki peanut head is so small it can be used in his sisters butt to keep her Chasity intact when marrying his cousin who bum raped him at the back of the Mosque

by Israel victorious September 27, 2022

The peanut butter blowjob

Picture this: PEANUT BUTTER BLOWJOB. You start out, taking a nice glob of peanut butter, (jiffy, with extra peanut chunks) and massage all over the penis. This gives a tingly feeling to the penis and warms up the blowjob that he is about to experience. As he moans in delight, shove some penis filled peanut butter in his mouth. Then, while ur mouth waters because of ur absolute love of peanut butter, begin to lick and suck the peanut butter off his dick. When he cums, u wont even be able to realize the disgusting taste of it since you’re so caught up in the delicious penis butter. And there ya go, a peanut butter blowjob Extra plus if he’s allergic! You can murder him physically AND mentally in absolute delight. He will start breathing really quickly and u think he’s having an orgasm; however, he is dying. You don’t know which is which: dying, or orgasming, because both looks and sounds so similar. You just have to wait and see.

Drew: bruh this hot guy asked me to give him a bj but I really dont want to
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!

by tinkerbelle555 June 19, 2019

Reeses Peanut Butter Cups

A delicious treat.

Mmmmm, I'm so happy that most houses gave out Reeses Peanut Butter Cups this year!

by Aaron July 6, 2003