walked off

when you have a boner in a bathtub that is above the water level and a fly lands on it. then you take the wings so it just walks around your weiner until you erupt.

ralph says, "hey, gerky, have you ever been walked off?"

(in creepy raspy southerm accent)

by P. Shivers July 3, 2008

Jagg-off

A Pittsburgh insult. Basically a 'jack-off'. But if you call some one in Pittsburgh PA a jagg-off, it is basically like saying 'FUCK YOU'

"I cant believe that them Stillers lost the last game! The coach is such a jagg-off!"

by Riley1618 October 26, 2009

Send off

A person that cannot make up their mind, This person usually gives you misguided information in an atempt to temporarily satisfy all parties involved in making any kind of plans.

Jamal: What are we doing tonight?
Tron: I don't know.. I'm still wating to hear back from Pookie...
Jamal: It really doesn't matter what he wants to do because that nigga is probably going to send off anyway!

by Jamal Woodman November 10, 2008

Off the Richter

Something that is crazy-good. A southern california slang term, making reference to a Richer-scale measuring earthquakes.

Man, those waves are "Off the Richter."

by So cal chief March 5, 2004

Jew off

A competition to see who can be the cheapest or get the best deal on something.

I got this new TV at Walmart for 400 bucks!" "I bet I can get it cheaper on Amazon....how about a good 'ol jew off?

by Toomuchtodo December 8, 2010

jet off

how to say jack off in a viet accent

do you jet off uncle same i see the porn on yo computa

by bich nigguh March 18, 2008

Put off

1)To procrastinate or delay.

2)To be made uneasy or become interested in a person, idea, event (etc).

1)I have a paper to write but it can be put off until tomorrow.

2)Johny: "So what happen with that girl?"
Steve Badson: "Well, I was gonna hook up but now I'm just put off because she said she had the HIV"

by S34N November 8, 2007