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Global News is a Canadian news network which sometimes doesn't get facts wrong.
Dan: "Hey, did you hear that Global News published an article on using glory holes for safer sex during COVID-19?"

Steve: "No way! That's the eighth most ridiculous thing I've heard this year!"
by Shteeeeeve July 22, 2020
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New Tecumseth

Big Trucks, Small dicks, more abortions than the pre natal test for Down syndrome, local drunks who can’t fight and the occasional MIlF with a bald husband who’s to bud lights away from a domestic.
New Tecumseth is fucked, but cedar kitchen is pretty tight and the movie theatre seats go dummy hard
by Binker Gnarlow August 13, 2020
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New Hartford

A town in New York State, populated by white trash who think they're WASPs.
New Hartford guy: "We're going to our second home for the weekend."
Normal guy: "Second home? You own two trailers?"
by Rigatoni Tony September 9, 2020
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New Montario

The least populated and least popular American state, having a few hundred people it was the birthplace of the misiveria founder and Geronimo Stilton
Person:Have you seen the news about New Montario? Person2: No,what is that place Person:Its where the Misiveria founder was born Person2:oh ok
by thenoneperson November 6, 2022
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Windows News

A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.
Bob: what is that virus on your screen?

Carl: That is Windows News.

Bob: is it dangerous?

Carl: Oh you don't even know!
by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021
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new earth

The ascended version of earth. The ascension from 3d into 5d. A time of renewal and massive transformation. The golden age of enlightenment, where everyone works in harmony with the earth, and is in tune with their soul.
James - "It seems lately I feel more peace and self love than ever before.....even amoungst the appearance of chaos"
Sarah - "It sounds like your feeling the new earth James, trust the process, we are headed there"
James - "I'm so exited!!!"

Edwin - "It seems like alot of distraction now adays."
Rose - "Yea, but they cant hide the truth of the new earth"
Edwin - "Youre right Rose, this is why we came. I will stand fearless"
by earthseraph November 4, 2021
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New Cumberland

A bunch of fake gang members that think there hood bunch off white boy pot heads drug addicts Bugs in there schools
He said he was a gang member but he lives in New Cumberland
by uqvx September 21, 2021
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