Murtha

The motherfuckin' murth-dog, murth-daddy, murth-king. If you are blessed by a Murtha's presence, you better bow down mu(r)thafuckers. He will rule the party, he will bring the beer, he will bring the bitches. He is a one of a kind and your tits will turn to gold if he winks at you. Respect the Murth, because there is no turning back once you are on his bad side. Invite big-dickin Murth to all your parties for a guaranteed good time. Grab him a beer and watch the world unravel.

Hear ye, hear ye! Cheers to Mr. King Murtha

by Murtha July 28, 2016

The Murph

verb, Pronoun, -A sexual move involving the female ass and vagina in the air. The Murph is a single hand move, involving all fingers including the thumb. The thumb is used to stick in the anus, the index and middle fingers penetrate the vagina, while the ring and pinky fingers are used to rub the clitoris. While simultaneously moving all fingers and thumb vigorously; rubbing and penetrating are combined until the female squirts cum all over herself or the man's chest. Any order of hand motion and speed will suffice as long as she is satisfied in the end,(so to speak).

You should have seen the look of pleasure on her face, when I pulled The Murph.

by That Guy!!! October 7, 2008

murphy's law

Definition: If anything can skrew you over, it will.

ex, my computer shut off a moment before I saved all my work.

by Erin August 29, 2004

murderous

something that is very appealing it damn near kills you.

damn that broads ass is murderous.

by tragik the kid September 30, 2006

Murderball

To kill someone in the most unusual, extreme, hardcore, or rediculous way possible.

Rob murderballed that SOB! He drop kicked him off a balcony! The dude fell onto a handicapped parking sign and was paralyzed. Then Rob ran down the stairs and used his mouth as a urinal. Guy drowned to death...

by lilmikeymac November 17, 2009

Soul Murder

Slang terminology used by adult survivors of child abuse when discussing the impact and/or effect of the abuse.

Generally used when discussing sexual abuse particularly used by Incest Survivors and/or Survivors of Priest Abuse, but may also be used by adults who were childhood victims of various forms of child abuse.

The night my father first raped me, it felt like he murdered my soul.

Sexual abuse can be likened to 'Soul Murder,' leaving the body intact but the spirit destroyed.

by anonymous October 8, 2004

murkin card protector

A genital wig that is used to protect someones cards while playing poker.

To avoid them being mucked by the dealer.

Dont touch my cards they have a murkin card protector on it.

by Snapple Yoni March 6, 2007