Muffin Stump

larger than a muffin top and often dotted with cellulite; primarily caused by large consumption of fatty foods and lack of any movement. usually women with a MUFFIN STUMP think that their all that and a bag of funnions.
other side affects are the groping of male friends,
and the unspeakable smell that is excreted from the groin(from the lack of showering). ways to avoid a "molly" are constant insisting that she has an unbelievably large penis, and or a threatening of a punch to the sack.
Leon: Damn!, molly's got the scariest looking MUFFIN STUMP I've ever seen in my f***ing life!
Nevin: I wish she would go get that checked for weasels, i think she ate that rotting dolphin that washed up on shore last month!
James: "its worse than a muffin top, its the lower grotesque part of the muffin that nobody wants!"
Peter: i think she looks pretty hot for a beached whale!
Eric: eh! id poke er'!
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Muffin Man

The Muffin Man told me I better have his money next time I see him.
by rambunctious1 December 08, 2010
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muffin top

A medical condition in which an individual has an abdomen that overlaps the belt line, front and back, in a shape that resembles the top of a carefully baked muffin.

Pointing an individuals possession of a well defined muffin top may result in dangerous reactions. See LAK
Did you guys see the muffin top on that portly fellow that just waddled by us?
by Doctor Chuck April 30, 2009
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banana muffin

Possesing a penis and a vagina at the same time
"Dude I think that chick has a banana muffin"

"Your mom offered me some of her banana muffin"

by MugabeMan April 01, 2007
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The Muffin Gods

powerful beings who rule over this world. Their wrath may only be assuaged by the eating of many muffins. They have many emmisaries in this world, but their most powerful follower is the legendary Muffin Man.
by Shwaggy November 14, 2003
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Mud Muffin

When a girl has the distasteful habit of wiping back to front instead of front to back like a proper lady.
You really don't want to go down on Sandra. i heard she has a nasty mud muffin.
by junglefeverjake February 28, 2015
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Chicken Muffin

Kristen: Scott look it's a chicken Muffin.

Scott: Kristen that's not a chicken Muffin it's a dog.
by Wild_things69 January 08, 2018
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