Muff Puff

The glistening effect of fanny fluid on a proud and luscious beard

Example - Come back up and let me see your muff puff

by 074cl3 February 26, 2022

Muff Muzzle

For a woman to sit on a person's face.

I'm going to shut him up with a good muff muzzle.

by MagicRed83 April 19, 2024

muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes

Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 2, 2020

muff

someone you lies to everyone and involves their mom in everything.

she's a muff

by bigdaddybrantley March 17, 2020

earth muff

Dirty ebony hairy twatter

Don't fuck that slut nugget, she got that earth muff. . . She picked up everything all over the world.

by Big Bad Jenna May 1, 2017

Muff Buffer

A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells

Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.

by simomaen March 7, 2011

blueberry muff

something really really bad that the internet has banned

best blueberry muffs and cinni rolls

by dog12373 April 6, 2023