Dirty Montana

Occurs when a woman puts a large amount of cocaine in her asshole during sex, then farts on a man's face, leaving a cocaine-fecal matter residue on his face. Named "Montana" for the character Tony Montana of the Movie Scarface.

Friend 1: You know that guy Jim?
Friend 2: Yeah, the one that does a ton of coke?
Friend 1: The very same. I heard that he made a prostitute give him a dirty montana last week.

by Swag Me the Fuck Out November 28, 2011

i raped a mountain troll

a term used to point out the unlikeliness of something someone has claimed to have done

'i won a fight against a black man last night'
'sure you did and i raped a mountain troll'

by ihavahat April 9, 2010

mountie

Officer of the Canadian federal police.

See wordRCMPword

Don't shoot him! He's a mountie!

by GringoSuperStar June 2, 2003

moving mountains

an expression saying its impossible to move mountains

in ushers song moving mountains its impossible to fix their relationship

by justin kt August 27, 2008

Hannah Montana

The latest money-maker from the Disney Channel. Hannah Montana (the show) follows the life of a young Miley Stewart as she balances being a normal girl with being a celebrity popstar, with the only difference between the two being a blonde wig. Her singing is mediocre, something you would find at a Karaoke bar...

Miley: You got the best of both worlds!
Walt Disney's Ghost: Yes! More money! Send it to my underground, frozen lair!
Miley: Man, I love singing!
WDG: Man, I love money!
Miley: Man, I love my daddy!
WDG: Man, I love you Hannah Montana!

by joshrocks7890 February 18, 2008

Face mounted

The greatest sexual act on earth. The girl lies down, and you mount her face from the side, with the top of her head between your thigh. then you just hump her mouth, chin face, while she licks it. The most dominating and pleasurable experience ever. rock on!

I face mounted this girl lastnight! I owned that chick!

awesome bro!

by shinebright October 30, 2009

Up The Mountain

The act of being from Upper Greenwood Lake and having multiple tattoo's, regardless if you are a girl or a boy.

It is also common to have farm animals as family pets here. In fact, it's common to marry family pets here.

It's believed that the lack of oxygen Up The Mountain has gotten to the local residents' heads, which would explain the odd acting of this starnge area of the even stranger West Milford.

UGL (AKA Up The Mountain). Where the men are men, and the women have tattoo's.

by Odd8Out January 24, 2009