Matthew

A thick nibba who is hella cute. He has tall ass friends named Blayze or other wierd names of the sort. He also has other mixed friends that are of black decent. He likes video games and is an introvert to most.

Person 1: Who’s that.
Person 2: I don’t know but he looks like a matthew.

by Tirdface April 12, 2019

Matthew

A dude who obsesses over the fact that your mom is a dentist

Matthew: hey I heard your mom is a dentist
You: yeah...
Matthew: oh lol that’s so cool can she do my braces hehe hehe
*one day later
Matthew: hey can your mom do my braces hehe hehe
You: *facepalm

by iamfromArea51help July 15, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is generally a goat and if he’s gay he can go die in a fire but if u have a good Matthew hell do anything for you

Matthew I love you baby

by Dale dobback November 12, 2020

Matthew Eaglestone

A Matthew Eaglestone is a person that is most likley british and is pansexual

MATTHEW EAGLESTONE STOP WRITING DEFINITIONS ABOUT ME

by aqxa on yt April 21, 2022

matthew

ugly kid who is dumb

matthew is very dumb

by itsurboiiiiiiiiiiii April 17, 2019

Matthew

A toxic and thicc British kid who likes cats and has an apple juice addiction

Lmao ur such a Matthew you play Fortnite mobile!

by JoeMama9987 January 4, 2020

Matthew

A fucktard that gets mad a you for fucking no reason THAT MOTHERFUCKER I WANTED TO BE FRIENDS BUT NO FUCK YOU MATTHEW

“Hey matthew” “shut up” Matthew the bitch says

by Internet persona February 7, 2019