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Matthew 

A dude who obsesses over the fact that your mom is a dentist

Matthew: hey I heard your mom is a dentist
You: yeah...
Matthew: oh lol that’s so cool can she do my braces hehe hehe
*one day later
Matthew: hey can your mom do my braces hehe hehe
You: *facepalm

Matthew by iamfromArea51help July 15, 2019