Jordan

A witty boy who takes forever to reply and goes to bed early, but makes up for it by over-exposing his his collar bones on low-key social networking sites.
Adorable and drives his mom's Benz.

You: "Hey text me!"

A Jordan: *2 1/2 hours later* "After I go crash my mom's Mercedes. But in the mean time, go ahead and look a picture of my protruding collar bones on Eharmony"

by AWittness-_- November 28, 2012

Jordan

A fat mess that eats all day

A fat guy "You are so Jordan"

by Cuntmasher November 6, 2012

joda

That space between your balls and your asshole.

"I get off better when my lady presses on my joda."

by Remdawg June 23, 2003

Dirty jordan

dirty-jordan. Noun. (plural dirty jordans) (vulgar, slang, sexuality) before vaginal sex, the act of tying all of the partners pubic hairs into one knot. And hitting down on said knot whilst yanking on a 45° angle.

"I heard jim finally got with that hippy chick.. I wouldn't of went near that... not before a good dirty jordan"

by Enter<{Pseudonym}>here June 7, 2019

joia

Joia is the girl that is 99.9999% (rounded to the nearest whole number) perfection... she is the neatest most organised person you would have every known. She seems quiet and shy on the outside but wait till you see here with her friends! Joia is very artistic and loves to cook or bake she is a rare Friend so you better treasure her before you regret it!

“Have you tasted joia’s brownie?”

“Yes!!!” “It’s drop dead tastey

by Heygurlrachel March 4, 2018

Jordan!

Interjection - originally specific to sports, it has become a general term to describe success or happiness originally popularized by Marv Albert in sportscasting during the 90s.

As a basketball player makes the basket
Marv Albert - JORDAN!

Person 1 - I got the bands tickets
Person 2 - JORDAN!

by Liquid force October 21, 2009

Jordan

to skip school on days of tests or quizzes; to fake being sick to get out of class

The girl pulled a jordan on the day of the physics test

by ally :P:P:P December 1, 2009