A school were every white kid in the school is flexing airpods , the blacks are stealing the airpods., And the Mexicans are juuling in the bathroom next to that one fatty ass named Sean that wants to try. The teachers all want to die. And that cringe dinosaur kid walks over to you assaults you in the same fashion as he did two mins before. most of the Mexicans like to take makers and draw Squidward and write nigga under it.
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Get the Johnson mug.A county in Kansas where wanna-be's who have no other claim to fame try to impress others by saying, "I'm from Johnson County". Makes no difference whatsoever that the person may be poor as crap or redneck as anything, they think that being from JOCO is the be-all-end-all. Maybe one day they will realize they are still from KANSAS!!!
I'm uneducated, don't have a pot to pee in, but I'm from Johnson County Kansas. Be impressed.
I live in Johnson County Kansas. I am a loser and have to tell people where I live in hopes of impressing them.
I live in Johnson County Kansas. I am a loser and have to tell people where I live in hopes of impressing them.
by Glad I got out of there! July 15, 2011
Get the Johnson County Kansas mug.1) Any "get together" of human primates where alcohol is involved, and there is a nearly complete lack of female human primates.
2) More generally, a social gathering that the person using the term does or did not find pleasurable.
2) More generally, a social gathering that the person using the term does or did not find pleasurable.
This expression was conceived on the patio of a bar in Sudbury, Ontario, Canada called "Cactus Pete's". A friend of the inventor's commented that this bar sucked, and why did we always go there? The inventor of the word (henceforth referred to as me), exclaimed, "Yeah, this place is a sausage fest. No, wait, it's worse. This is, like, a sausage factory, where they manufacture the meatiest and juiciest sausages, like Johnsonville Brauts!...This place is fucking Johnsonville!"
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