michael jordan

to be the most overated basketball player ever, and to have kids whove never seen you play call you the greatest because their on your dick from 1-2 highlights that theyve seen that kobe bryant has already done and better

1)man, michael jordan has a small dick
2)girl:hey michael jordan u wanna bang
mj:i cant my dicks too small and im gay
3)dude:hey michael let me hop on
mj:as u can see bill parave is already on my dick

by Harry Doerr June 20, 2008

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Crossing Jordan

A show on A&E about a female medical examiner in Boston, her name is Jordan Cavanah. Garrett, her boss, is a raging alcholic fatherly like figure to Jordan. Jordan Cavanah farts directly into her own vagina.

Me: Hey mom, watcha' watchin'?

Mom: Crossing Jordan.

Me: Why? All she does is fart directly into her vagina the whole fucking show aka bitch has a smelly fart pussy.

by The Blazin' AZN April 2, 2009

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South Jordan

Perhaps the most strictly Mormon city in the world, free time is spent praying, attending religous services, polishing one's horns and engaging in intercourse with one's multiple wives. Common occupations include farmer and church-goer.

As a respectable man of the South Jordan community, I spent the night at home asking God for a new TV and nailing wives one through ten.

by CaptainRussia May 22, 2011

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michael jordan

The most overrated athlete in modern history. Selfish, concerned only with scoring titles, willing to win if it didn't interfere with his personal glory.

Along with David Stern, ruined the modern NBA, creating an environment of selfishness and showboating.

Michael Jordan is on your team? Good luck getting any shots off! I hope they brought another ball!

by William Wordsworthless July 26, 2005

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