Irish houdini

When engaged in doggy style sex, anal optional, you pull out right before ejaculation and vomit on the victims backside, and when they turn to question the contents on their back you let em have it right in the face.

I was gonna houdini this girl last night but at the last minute my drunk ass decided to go for the irish houdini instead!

by Andy Gallo74 September 11, 2008

irish

People from Ireland... Yes they are hot now and they can drink... but watch 20 laters from now they will all get fat and have protruding beer bellies.. i am irish and almost all of the older irish people i know turn out to be fat and ugly when they get older... catch em when they are young and dump their proud asses to the street. :D

i went out with a hot irish girl last night for a one night stand and she paid for all my drinks !

by palluzi09 September 1, 2005

Irish Icicle

when a irish man freezes his dick and it is covered in ice and he gives anal with it, it then melts and makes for good lubrication

The Irish men played Irish Icicle to experiment their compatibility

by cole. July 18, 2009

Irish Handshake

When a guy vomits and gets a handjob at the same time by a girl.

"Boy you were sick, did you just get an irish handshake behind the barn?"

by William Winslow April 23, 2006

Irish Lap Dog

When a girl is blowing you and tells you to look her in her eyes as she makes you cum into her hands, and then hungrily laps up every drop of your spum out of her hands.

Sheeshus-H, Olivia is such a whore... it was our first date and she gave me the ol' Irish Lap Dog!

by onetimer December 9, 2008

The itis

When you call in sick to work but aren't really sick

"I think I'm going to catch the itis on Friday "

by Quality associate March 2, 2014

Irish Cuisine

Irish Cuisine is what you call delivering a hot pile of liquified feces onto your lovers chest during intercourse. It gets its name thanks to the description Denis Leary gives for traditional Irish food being boiled in a pot for 17.5 hours.

"I served up some Irish Cuisine for my girlfriend last night."

"Oh yeah? How'd she like the corned beef and cabbage?"

"No I wouldn't give her that - I had diarrhea and shit on her chest after I fucked her."

by GLM79 May 8, 2008