Muffin Man

A pimp or a man Prostitute.

The Muffin Man told me I better have his money next time I see him.

by rambunctious1 December 9, 2010

muffin top

A medical condition in which an individual has an abdomen that overlaps the belt line, front and back, in a shape that resembles the top of a carefully baked muffin.

Pointing an individuals possession of a well defined muffin top may result in dangerous reactions. See LAK

Did you guys see the muffin top on that portly fellow that just waddled by us?

by Doctor Chuck April 30, 2009

banana muffin

Possesing a penis and a vagina at the same time

"Dude I think that chick has a banana muffin"

"Your mom offered me some of her banana muffin"

by MugabeMan April 6, 2007

The Muffin Gods

powerful beings who rule over this world. Their wrath may only be assuaged by the eating of many muffins. They have many emmisaries in this world, but their most powerful follower is the legendary Muffin Man.

Do you know the muffin man?

by Shwaggy November 13, 2003

muffin bum

you know the fashion where the guys wear their jeans low? well, if a guy wears them mid-butt and theyre too tight he'll end up with a muffin bum (ie his upper bum overlaps the trousers). a real turn-off...

guys, before playing basketball, make sure you dont have a muffin bum!! its disgusting to watch!!

girl one: oh my god! look at that guy! he has a muffin bum!

girl two: euugh!! gross!! shield your innocent eyes!

by zebby.27 March 14, 2010

Mystical muffin

Where you fart in your hand and release it under someone's nose.

My buddy 'Fat Gilbert's' mystical muffin, burnt the shit out of my nose hairs.

by Farmer Garza May 1, 2010

muffin to nothin'

A declaration of victory, usually used after beating someone in a game or sport; or insulting them.

"Nothin'" is often pronounced as "nuffin."

Looks like the score is muffin to nothin'!

by PorkHammer December 28, 2009