Right-Hand Chicken

A game begins when two or more men masturbate themselves in front of each other. A person loses if they stop masturbating or ejaculate. The winner is the man left hard and dry.

Disambiguation: Girls can do it too. (Spurt=Squirt)

Eric: "Hey Carl, wanna play right-hand chicken?"
Carl: "I lose."
Ben: "Get out of my room."

by GrandhinabUffeT2014 November 25, 2013

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right angle hot

Used to describe a person, who from the right angle, is hot but is far from it when viewed from any other angle.

Tom: That girl in the corner over there is fucking hot.
Mike: Nah man. She's only right angle hot. From over here, she's a beast.

by Brillo1627 June 3, 2016

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We'll be right back

The sentence you'll most frequently hear on radio on tv.

(5 mins into the programme)
Ladies and Gentlemen, we'll be right back after this....
(commercial break)
(5 minutes after commercial break)
Stick around, we'll be right back!
(commercial break)
...and repeat this sequence til the end of the show.

by GraingerX August 8, 2008

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The customer is always right

A maxim in the retail industry wherein a customer is first priority. The sentence is a logical fallacy because it never assumes that a customer can lie, (They do. A lot.) have unrealistic expectations, (They do. A lot.) make ridiculous demands, (They do. A lot.) or even flat-out abuse the staff member in question just because. (They... Well, you get the idea.) As a result, this mindset has led to many, many, MANY instances of customers acting like entitled jackasses because they think it will get them what they want.

"The customer is always right?" More like, "The customer is usually a moron and an asshole."

by Intelligence001 February 22, 2020

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