Hillyard Hold

The act of helping someone in need under the sole condition that it doesn’t inconvenience you too much.

She needed a step daddy for her baby, but he gave her the old “hillyard hold”.

by Richard Littlecock September 26, 2020

Choke Hold High

When you get so high you pass out or hold your breath for a rudely amount of time that you ignore everyone who tries to talk to you.

High Guy 1:So how do you get high without all that usage?

High Guy 2: I got so high, I almost passed out. First puff, just held it in till I got dizzy and exhaled for that ultimate choke hold high!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 14, 2023

kenin hold

holding your nerve, holding your serve from 0-40 down with winners and/or at a critical point in a tennis match

she did the kenin hold omg

by morcsori January 18, 2024

bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

Holding a pink shot

This means you pull absolutely no biches at all

Damn is that boy holding a pink shot, he definitely doesn’t pull no biches

by Thatboybig July 31, 2022

Bloke Hold

Similar to a choke hold, but in lieu of grasping the neck of the opponent, one grasps his tallywhacker.

The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect

"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."

by Bingbingtheklingon May 24, 2016

Hold my beef

A term which means to take charge and control of another meme lords disagreements with others.

"Bitch hold my beef, I've had enough!"

by MemeLord17 June 27, 2017