hockey

Hockey - a game used to interrupt ice rink fights. Once the fight is interrupted, the game participants skate around in circles hitting each other with sticks until two or more get angry enough to resume the fight. Unlike boxing, the gloves worn are usually removed. Unlike professional wrestling, hockey occurs on ice.

I went to Fighting on Ice the other night and just when it got interesting a hockey game broke out. I hate it when that happens.

by Wigeon June 10, 2007

hooker

A prostitute. Usually, prostitutes are females, but plenty of males are also prositutes.

Hookers sell their bodies to a variety of people, from unassuming men to really freaky characters. Just imagine having sex with half a dozen strange men each day for money it's not a pleasant thought.

And prostitutes don't have sex for money because they like it; it's about the money.

Hookers range from the chic call girl, who has control over the situation, to the lowly streetwalker, who is vulnerable to attack.

And remember: use a condom if you're with a prostitute, unless you want clamydia, gonorrhea, herpes, AIDS, hepatitis, syphilis, or other *charming* diseases.

"Oh God, put some clothes on! ... And I don't want to see your underwear! You look like a hooker." Moi thinking about Britney Spears, a reknowned porn star.

by Lorelili April 7, 2005

flamboyant hockey players

boys on the redwing hockey team who seem to be challenged when it comes to making a color choice for their jerseys

"is that the redwing team?"
"then y r they PURPLE?"

by gellyfish April 20, 2005

Dirty Pirate Hooker

A phrase that is used to greet friends and family.

"Dirty Pirate Hooker!, what are you doing? Wanna go get mega million tickets?"
"Ok, I gotta go you dirty pirate hooker."

by Parnell March 10, 2007

h e double hockey sticks

what conservative Christians say instead of Hell

Kid 1: What the hell!
Kid 2: mommy Kid #1 said h e double hockey sticks

by Self Deprecating Geek September 13, 2013

hockey puck

slang term used to describe an OC 80 pill. (Oxycontin 80 mg pill) Term is used because the 80mg pill is significantly larger than the rest in the Oxycodone family.

Hey dude, you know where any hockey pucks are??

by DS1981 September 15, 2010

Hockessien

A resident of Hockessin, bearing all the distinguishing marks therof:
- Fake designer bag/items
- At least one mercades, BMW, or acura in the family fleet
- Hopped up on some type of upper or downer
- Feels superior to all others, resulting in the identifier of impatience in long lines.

That bitch jumped right in front of me at the WaWa counter. She's a real Hockessien.

by Dominic February 1, 2005