hand fart

The art of putting a cupped hand into the trousers for oderiferous transfer of flatulence to an unsuspecting bed mate.

Damn it Vance! Did you have to hand fart me during my beauty slumber!!!!

by http://webpages.charter.net/cvance10/ September 3, 2004

Masturbating with the Invisible Hand

When a person becomes sexually excited while discussing economics, especially Adam Smith's traditional economic theory of the invisible hand.

When Cody passionately rambled on about economics, his friends told him to quit masturbating with the invisible hand and learn how to play sports.

by goldman or bust May 8, 2010

text message hand job

A text message hand job is when you are getting the "run around" from friends or family thru text messages. When you call no one answers or the reception is said to be very bad or they are in a dead zone.

Tom: hey billy,I tried texting todd and sue to see what they are doing tonite, but they text back they aren't sure, todds gonna check with sue, and then sue told me she's gotta check with todd. typical saturday night text message hand job !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !

by Jack de wack February 4, 2009

Dead hand gang

Sitting on your hand for 10-15 minutes, until you're hand goes numb, then masturbating.
Originates from the UK television show, The Inbetweeners.
Also known as the 'Dead Hand Game'

I joined the dead hand gang last night over a picture of your mother!

by Cheeky Definition Cunt January 23, 2016

Hamden Hall

A private school in Hamden, CT, for kids who aren't smart enough to get into Hopkins.

I go to Hamden Hall, I didn't get into Hopkins.

by SmartGirl453458 November 22, 2011

The White Hand of Saruman

This occurs while getting head someone while they are on thier knees and you are standing. When you are about to cum, you take it out of thier mouth and bust all over your hand. (Palm side, preferably the right) Try to cover as much surface of the palm and fingers as you can. You then procede to walk behind them and grab the top of thier head in a "claw-like" manner, so that your fingers are on their forehead, similar to the mark the White Wizard Sauruman made on the helms of the Urukai in the Lord of the Rings.

"She said she wouldnt swallow, so I gave her The White Hand of Saruman instead."

by Zer0tic September 4, 2006

pimp hand sanitizer

a hand sanitizer that kills 99% or more of bacteria on contact; usually consumed by pimps after pimping along time

Damn! That Pimp hand sanitizer works so well, my hand smells so spring-time fresh and clean!

Purell, Germ x, ect.

by Pimp Daddy Master April 23, 2007