half-movements

a word used for when being attacked by a yute.

Danick you large headed octopus don't come at me with them half-movements.

by lingolobster March 20, 2017

half smash

To go out drinkin with friends, get home at a descent hour, have the wife only semi pissed off and wake up with only a slight hangover. Half of full smash. One will show up to work late and drunk but have slight regard for responsibilities.

Dude#1. How you feeling this morning? I noticed you were late to work and smell like beer
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.

Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.

by Cheetoman69er May 17, 2017

halfer cock

An abnormal dick where the foreskin stops halfway down your shaft and sags there like an old ladies titts. One of the rarest disformalities of the dick. Nobody wants to be a halfer.

My friend Austin Schwabenbauer has a halfer cock, boy do i feel bad for him.

by Elwood69er October 1, 2017

half committing

When you are making out with someone and they don't put their tongue in your mouth or keep it in theirs. Their tongue is just uncomfortably halfway.

Oh yeah johnny is definitely a half committing kisser. He's terrible.

by IconLivin January 12, 2018

half brazilian

When they only wax your butt hole.

My friends brother married a Brazilian and 9 months later she had a half Brazilian.

by Straitpepperdiet December 1, 2017

half a tic tac

when a guy has a really tiny dick

"so i pulled down his pants and all i saw were balls, damn he really had half a tic tac"

by half-a-tic-tac December 8, 2017

half lethargic

To be lazy, and sluggish see lethargic{ but still get out and enjoy the sun and do athletic shit and enjoy life skating with friends but still mostly lie in bed all day. usually the slightly overweight guy in the group. don’t let him fool you. he could possibly beat the shit out of you.

Me: Hey dude. wanna hang out?
Friend: Sure!
*Next Day*
Friend: Hey dude, wanna hang out?
Me: *Says later but never does it* Sorry, being a little Half Lethargic
Friend: ahh, we’re usually all that guy sometimes

by DangitBob June 2, 2018