Beard Goggles

When a man seems really attractive, simply by virtue of having a beard. Usually this pertains to people who otherwise are nothing special to look at.

Dude, Derek Anderson is so not hot. Take off those beard goggles.

by Pogonophile December 1, 2010

Google Fucked

When the directions you've downloaded from Google are wrong and you don't end up at the desired destination.

Dude, I totally would have been here on time except that I got google fucked.

by DPMistress March 2, 2009

fear goggles

What you're looking through the morning after you wore beer goggles and had a one night stand.

I must have been pretty drunk last night, because the girl I woke up with looked totally awful through my fear goggles.

by Ben Frey May 17, 2006

arabian eye goggles

Putting your balls over her eyes and then dotting her forehead with your asshole. Hence arabian goggles

She was feeling home sick so I gave her the old Arabian eye goggles.

by Big Pimpin January 16, 2004

google weenie

Someone who is utterly dependent on their computer and the web for their information, who is incapable of thinking without hitting Google, who's adding on the brain fat sitting down.

"I gave him the address of the party but it didn't show up on mapQuest. The man's turning into a Google Weenie!"

"He says he can't find the site so it must not exist. Google Weenie strikes again!"

by jasgee November 14, 2007

Google

1. used as a verb to indicate using an internet search engine (normally Google itself) to look up a subject

2. internet search engine

1. "Hold on, just let me google her."

2. "I use Google when I look up things for school, even though I normally end up on Wikipedia."

by Kikie January 15, 2008

Dubstep Goggles

When women appear hotter do to the dirty beats that ravers call Dubstep

similar to beer goggles

bro #1: "Yo bro you see that pussy i was grindin up on when Rusko was up thar?"
bro #2: "dude she was ugly as hell you totally had Dubstep Goggles

by ^1up^ March 6, 2011