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Tempered Glasses

The effect apparently caused by the tempered glass of car windows where a person will appear much more attractive than they do outside of their car.

Especially pronounced when wearing beer goggles!
Dood! Those chicks looked so hot when they were in their car, but when they got out at the gas station, they were brown-baggers!

Another case of tempered glasses.
by paschasc May 7, 2009
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Old Glass Table

What you need to do is squash you genitals underneath you while you are sitting on a glass table and take a photo from below.

If you are in a customer service role, you can give it/send it to customers who are unbelievably stupid or rude as a way of letting them know how little you care about their issues.
A: "This guy says there is a blackout in his area and wants to know why his Internet isn’t working."
B: "Send him the Old Glass Table and tell him to wait 30 minutes before his Internet will come back on."
by OldGlassTable November 10, 2009
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Rose Glasses Liar

Where somebody doesn't see the world for what it truly is and believe and act out everything they're saying and see that way . And lies to others to make them see it too.
They are mostly people who are poser and wannabes.
Usually do it to be cool and be accepted and make themselves believe too, which they do.
Megan is such a rose glasses liar.

Lilly is dating that rose glasses liar.

Why are you such a rose glasses liar?
by Lonely13 January 7, 2010
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Jimmy Glass

Any achievement where during the course of your normal job you luck out and become hailed as a hero despite being hugely mediocre up until that point. Usually a sporting reference; and most likely a once in a lifetime event.
Origin; Carlisle United on loan goalkeeper who scored winning goal in extra time to maintain league status of the club.
Jenson Button, what a lucktard becoming F1 world champ, the Jimmy Glass of motor racing.
by MrAubergine March 11, 2010
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Perfect Glass

A cocktail glass, filled with a shot of straight liquor (Scotch preferred), with rocks or without, and meant to be enjoyed for the drinking and the company, rather than getting drunk.
Hey man it's good to see you again - why don't we each pour ourselves a perfect glass and catch up?

My drink of choice is a perfect glass of whiskey/Scotch/vodka.
by aliastx August 27, 2010
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Decky Glass

An umbrella term for a working man working down under aka OZ. Often in the works of screeding, brick laying, labouring etc. The working man that goes by Glass, is of A list celeb status and can often be seen curting Delta Goodrem, whilst holding a can of fosters, whilst buying a pair of uggs, whilst having the crik. Regularly wrestles crocodiles and absofukincuntandbastardandlutely has a want in him.
What's the crik Decky Glass?
You buy me some uggs Decky Glass?
Decky Glass is class
by crikbeyyy June 16, 2012
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stephanie glass

A totally sexy mama with many talents, the most gorgeous creature on the planet.
"Oh my god, you see that foxy mama over there?"
"Oh yeah, shes a total Stephanie Glass}."
by gnightknight July 5, 2019
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