Fred Flintstone

a very short "stubble" beard around 8-12 hours old.

see 5:00 shadow

I have to shave twice a day; otherwise I'll have a Fred Flintstone by 9PM.

by BJT9000 January 8, 2003

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Flongzo Fred

Flongzo Fred is a Cool Flongzong

THe Flongzong Freds were looking for the Glingo Georges

by GLINGO DAVIS December 22, 2003

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feds

(adj.) when used as an adjective, it is saying that the spot you're about to be in, or the thing you're about to do is risky.

I dunno man, that party is gonna be feds as hell.

by this dudee April 20, 2007

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Two females that take enjoyment from screaming in cell phones, laughing at the Sephora staff that is unable to properly apply make up, sneak under JCPenny tables without Jamaicans noticing, counting how many calories the fat girls consume at the lunch table, and best of all, avoiding the autistic boy's outbursts when coring an apple. Also, people who enjoy tourmenting the mexicans in DA BAY, and leaving purring messages on their cell phones, when, of course, the air horn was dead. They also enjoy a lot derived from 'The Bay', like for example THIZZ DANCING. Even though it is from California, the FEDS have learned to perfect the THIZZ FACE FROWN like no otha. Formally known as the TAKE MONEY HOES, before their myspace was deleted because of Mallory the calories. Enjoys spittin' the mad raps along with da young infamous ryno'z beatz. Takes vigorous trips to Russia and back, exploring the deep terrain. The animals, the water, oh so dangerous. When returning to the homeland, they enjoy watching the cooking channel.These 'FEDS' make up their own 'FED' language, including nothing but mispronounced words and gorilla movements. Also, discusses how weak Sandra Lee and Robin Miller are. The United States Government is very threatened by these two, because of their attempt to make a capital to the unowned Antarctica. They misunderstood serious concern with laughter. What sack suckers. Also, because of their very heart for abiding the law, they seek to point out any illegal mexicans, and the fat girls they are fucking, AKA Danielle THE HAM Munoz. This monster of a being has a restraining order put on her by the FEDS, because of an attempt to 'cop a feel' on Big Papi AFED's burger. The Big Mommma CFED would not let this shit continue! The national mexican protection program has been trying to get in touch with these two for quite some time now, but no response, probably because these FEDS were too busy talking to their sistah from anotha mista, Big Momma Nat Tho. But, when it comes down to the end of the day, these FEDS are just two females who, deep down, love eating cookie dough and yelling at the cooking channel.

'Look at dem FEDS, they know how to werk it, y0'
'Hey, i'm EMAN and you're Danielle. FEED me hunny'

by AFED and CFED Shunnas November 5, 2007

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Fredass

a person who doesnt have shit on lock

Wow that guy is a total fredass

by CoolGAngSTA August 20, 2011

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freas

ugliest fattest bitch u will ever meet in your life. she drives the ugliest tracker too, some gay green color. pretty much shes fatt n a watse of our precious oxygen n needs to die

freas said schmidt felt her up, but we all know no man w/ 1/20th a brain would touch her no matter how drunk

by LeROY SHOVEITUPMYASS March 22, 2004

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