Fredagsmys is pretty much the most holy tradition of Sweden. The word origins from two words; “fredag” and “mys”, which roughly translates to Friday and cozy. Every Friday, all Swedes drive by the supermarket to buy ingredients for taco, soda and chips. Then, they all sit down in their sofas with their families or friends and watch telly. Usually, the parents fall asleep after a few glasses of wine or beer while the kids stuff themselves with chips until they have a stomach ache.
A word made out of the misspelling of the Swedish term "Fredagsmys".
Fredagsmus can be translated into Fridaypussy or a weekend vagina.
It's when a woman gets fresh and clean, preferebly waxed, downstairs, because it's Friday and she wants to party and hook up with some hot dude.
If the woman dances to much, and get all sweaty she could destroy her fredagsmus (Fridaypussy) and get a discomuff (discopussy) instead.
I have a fredagsmus and I'm ready for a night out!
n. A rare sexual move due to initial pain from both sides: results in intense pleasure if done correctly. You CANNOT you lubricant, or it's called anal sex. The act consists of a man with a larger penis thrusting it into a partner's anus, causing mild to severe tearing. The partner subsequently yells out in pain, but then the heavenly pleasure causes them to sing out a rich, harmonious note matched only by the man himself.
Julie : "Hey, Darla baby, why's there blood dripping down from between your legs? I thought you got your period last week!"
Darla : "No, silly, Jim gave me a Fred Ass-tear last night; it was the most wonderful thing I've ever experienced!"