Cuban Foot Crisis

The act in which a female sits on a males face with her legs bent in a 90 degree angle facing towards the male genitalia. The female will then proceed to give a foot job until both parties finish.

My girlfriend looked at me shocked and confused when I asked for a Cuban Foot Crisis.

by AnonymousV800 July 11, 2020

Dirty Foot Slut

The girl who wears impossible stilettos that eventually takes them off after 2 hours and walks barefoot. Resulting in you looking at dirty feet during sex.

That girl took her stilettos off on the way back from the club, so I had to deal with her safeway feet during sex. What a Dirty Foot Slut!

by Manolo Blahnik March 20, 2011

dirty footed girl

A female denizen of the local trailer park. Often seen walking around barefoot outside of her trailer. Might be fuckable is you clean her up a little.

"Her? Oh, She's just an ol' dirty footed girl. Take her inside, give her a good scrubbin', she might be alright."

by soapdonkey July 7, 2014

the shoe is on the other foot

the situation is now the opposite of what it was, especially because someone who was weak now has power

The shoe is on the other foot because he atcually passed the test. I did not know he could do that.

by kikipiki December 14, 2020

50 foot rule

''The 50 foot'' rule pertains to the distance a male is from a female before he can make an accurate assessment of her appearance. If she is seen from beyond "50 feet" then she is too far away for him to judge clearly if she is worth pursuing.

Male 1. "Man did you check out that girl? She was killer!" Male 2. "No man, did you use the 50 foot rule? No! Well then, you don't if she was banging or leading the cougar line. Don't waste your time."

by partyviking June 29, 2013

Greek foot bath

The act of cumming on one’s own feet.

“Did you hear what John did?”

“Ya, he told me he had a ‘Greek foot bath’ this morning. What a weirdo.”

by JDriver June 30, 2023

Muddy foot print

When approaching the end of an anal sex session, find a nice light colored surface (ie linoleum, tile, wood), pull out and slap your chocolate covered meat down. This will leave a "muddy footprint".

Hey, did you see that sweet "muddy foot print" I left on the kitchen table?

by Richardo - X January 21, 2008