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summers flamingo

When one of your legs is gimped and you must rest it on the horizontal stationary object your partner is lying on during coitus, while the other leg is planted on the ground for leverage.
Utilizing the Summers Flamingo technique is the only way to guarantee stability during standing coital penetration.
by norm the plum October 14, 2017
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tobacco farming

digging around in public ashtrays/ashcans for partially smoked cigarettes
The hotel valet saw a homeless man tobacco farming in front of the hotel.
by bigbenw November 25, 2017
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dick famine

When a female goes a long time without sex
Girl 1: Damn she hasn’t had a man in a long time.

Girl 2: Yea she’s going through a dick famine.
by Chettywap January 19, 2018
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Snail-facing

Sliding the woman’s lips of the vulva smoothly over another persons nose - leaving a trace of vaginal secretion on the face. This is usually not in a sexual context and is used for a mans demotion. Men’s alternative: see tee bagging.
Daniel got snail-faced by Sabrina this night. The secretion is still sticks on his entire face. He better had not tee-bagged her last night! Snail-facing is really the toughest stuff you can do as a girl!
by McDude4Real May 31, 2018
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shard farming

The act of searching the floor for stray pieces of methamphetamine, typically for an hour or longer. This is in part because it's almost always picking through carpet for near-shake. Never involves actual shards or fingers, despite the name, because larger pieces are so much more quickly and easily found.

The effects of meth leads tweakers to compulsively do this, enough that it is a strong indicator of being twacked -- or much less commonly spun out (the sleep deprivation-induced fatigue and the distractability caused by it typically prevent getting stuck for long).

Notably, no ice needs to have actually been dropped -- if they believe some may have been, that is often enough for the search to begin -- and the search will frequently continue whether everything has been found, there never was anything, or all that remains is particles that only a vacuum could extract from the fabric (the last will involve copious cursing and, if no one manages to redirect the seekers' attention, possibly lead to some expression of rage).
Man, he was so twacked last night; he was shard farming the whole time I was over there.

Hey, you remember when we spent like four hours shard farming in that hotel when you dropped the sack?
by thdckmnngg June 11, 2018
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maggot farming

The process by which two uncircumcised men, immediately after enjoying anal sex, pull out prior to ejaculating and immediately begin to dock. Once docked, with engorged members covered with with feces, said participants blow their loads. The resulting product resembles freshly turned earth covered in maggots.
Last night JP asked if I would like to try maggot farming. I said "why not?" JP said "better get some wet wipes, it can be messy." I am regretting it now, as I believe I have an infection.
by Uncle Phatty June 23, 2018
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Chicken farming

To farm chickens in a skilled manner, illegal in Alaska and Nigeria. Only gamers are aloud to chicken farm
Wow! Did you just Chicken farm in Alaska? Chicken farming is illegal there
by GangGangChicken September 22, 2018
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