fakerage

In Alberta, particularly but not exclusive to Calgary metropolitan area, a "fake" acreage. People that build McMansions on ~1-5 acres of land on the outskirts of Calgary, such as Bearspaw to the west of the city and claim they live on an acreage. In actuality an acreage in Alberta is many acres of land to be used for ranching or other traditional agricultural type purposes, not a plot of (usually) barren land to show off one's large, obnoxious looking house which is typically an awful mishmash of architectural styles and in poor taste. People buy fakerages probably because they want a faux "rural" lifestyle but with the amenities and proximity to a large metropolitan area.

Bill: "So I'm buying an acreage out in Bearspaw. It's pretty sweet, the house is like 8,000 square feet on 2 acres of land!"

Tom: "Bill, I think you mean you're buying a fakerage."

Bill: :(

by Wigs-SSP August 14, 2011

Fakery

A bakery which misleadingly sells thawed frozen goods, pre-processed goods or baked goods made off-premises.

The cake I bought at the fakery was definitely a frozen cake, it didn't taste very fresh.

by dollar bill yallz February 18, 2017

Fakerpuff

Someone who claims to be Hufflepuff, but who exhibits traits opposite to that of the house such as being disloyal, lazy, petty, and egotistical.

Guy - You cheated on him?
Girl - Yea, he wasn't giving me the attention I needed.
Guy - Fakerpuff.

by 123OFOTCNCOGWE321 May 27, 2021

fake mix'n

to bullshit or to play and fake around. can be a person, place, or thing

Yo' dat nigga be fake mix'n

by bigbootyJ November 28, 2007

fake-fruit

metrosexual; straight man with desirable gay or homosexual qualities.

She told me she wanted a straight man that had the desirable qualities of a gay man... I said 'oh you want a "fake-fruit!?"

by cosmo.lesbox May 22, 2008

fake-fu

1. A pathetic imitaion of martial arts. 2. A drunken version of something previously seen in a martial arts film and then attempted in real combat.

We got into with this guy at the bar and your boy busted out his fake-fu. He slipped in a puddle of beer trying to do a flying kick..

by jack swaggah June 18, 2009

Fake Practice

The act of pretending to study for a test such as the SAT but actually playing Sims 3 with all volumes off. Usually results with bad reflexes when someone walks in the door to see your SAT book closed and your face on the screen. It usually causes an awkward moment, stuttering and a bad lie which gets you in even more trouble.

*Mom walks into room*
Mom: What are you doing?
Guilty: I-am-just-watching-the-SAT-tutorial
Mom: That was a Fake Practice right there. You're grounded!

by Papapapokerface23 June 21, 2010