Egg

A food product which has been summoned out of an anus of an animal who’s ancestors are the prehistoric beast that have been obliterated by a space condensed solid

Eggs for breakfast are absolutely G.O.A.T.’ d.

by Sealami November 18, 2021

Big Egg

When something is the greatest, biggest and/or of excellent quality, exceptional when compared with others.

Denise: What do you think of that new Colombian coffee?
Robbie: It’s totally big egg!

by Muriaticdimples August 13, 2021

Bacon egg and cheese grease

The bacon egg and cheese grease down to your possay.

I ate some bacon egg and cheese so the grease with make it all wet down there. The male private part will just be sliding in and out. I now also taste like a Continental breakfast. The bacon egg and cheese grease down to your possay.

by WAP lover July 10, 2022

Super Foul Egg

To display misanthropic behavior

That's SO Super Foul Egg

by Ahem October 10, 2003

Dirty Creme Egg

The act of carefully emptying the contents of a Cadbury’s creme egg through an unnoticeable hole, filling the egg with spunk and then kindly offering it to an unsuspecting friend.

John: I’m so pissed off with Keith.
Paul: Okay.
John: He beat me 5-0 at Fifa!
Paul: Hmm.
John: But I’ll have my revenge… in the form of a dirty creme egg.
Paul: You should see a doctor.

by The Knickerless Bandirt April 6, 2013

Crack An Egg

Spreading someone's ass cheeks apart.

Before he went to eat her ass he had to crack an egg.

by lostdwarf May 31, 2020

Abomination-of-Science Egg Creature

1) A creature created in the name of science out of egg-shaped Rice Krispy Treats and yellow, white, and pink icing; Eyes oddly resemble sunny-side-up eggs.
2) An abomination of man, by man.

"This Abomination-Of-Science Egg Creature continues to fascinate scientists all over the world!"

"Pffft, Stephanie made an Abomination-Of-Science Egg Creature for Easter. It made everyone lulz."

by Ninja Sniper Kitty January 9, 2010