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Ninja Dump

To take more than half a roll of T.P. and cram it with a plunger and then take a crap in the bowl, and giving it a single flush to lodge the T.P. and poo, in the Toilet, then when finished wipe your ass with the T.P the entire roll and leave it on the floor and to take the Plunger with you so they can't unclog the toilet. they will flush and flush but to no progress. simply leave with their plunger knowing your king of the lowest move at a party ever and on the housekeepers most wanted list.
hey lets go no one's gonna be able to be near that room i just took a Ninja Dump in there here quick hide the plunger.
by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 1, 2014
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Puddle Dump

An aggregious, offensive action during which a methamphetamine smoker spins your glass smoking pipe too far and to the extent that hot, liquified meth from the utensil and onto an exterior surface thereby wasting your drugs
Dude, that lame ass Keck did a puddle dump! Now we have to kill him!
by kecksucks September 10, 2016
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Dump Week

the time of the week in college semester, where your professors dumps the hardest assignments on the students.
Nolan: Hey Hayden are you free next week?

Hayden: Sorry man I can't, next week is dump week.
by Ciph ili buster April 24, 2022
mugGet the Dump Weekmug.

You are dump

When somebody is trash. Often used by kids.
by Matthieu420 June 2, 2020
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dump day

dump day is the day when khaiyaiyo get dump by her crush that gave her fakehope
12 october is dump day👍🏻
someone:hey khai whats the day today
khaiyaiyo:its the dump day bitch
by khaiyaiyo October 28, 2020
mugGet the dump daymug.

Daisy Dumps

A removable, rechargeable, washable, nonrefundable, fragrence ass patch; that dampens the smell of your unbearable gas.
I ate Taco Bell earlier and have a big date tonight, I'd be worried about my gas but I just got my shipment of Daisy Dumps in! Now I can rip ass all I want!
by Rastachickenslut February 23, 2015
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tavern dump

The massive shit you take after consuming food from a tavern or pub.
Guy 1: Dude, this burger is pretty damn good.
Guy 2: Just wait until the tavern dump later.
by OctobersFate August 22, 2011
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