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Dragon Sex

The act of having sex with a woman who has one or more sexually transmitted diseases (STD) which result in severe burning and/or itching. These diseases can include but are not limited to;
Ghonnarea (Also Known As "The Clap")
Syphillis (Stage Two)
Herpes And/Or Genital Warts
Any STD Which Results In Painful Discharge Of Puss
Dude, I had dragon sex with that bitch last night and now I'm pissing some green thick shit.
by produce_chiapet@yahoo.com November 16, 2005
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Yellow Dragon

When an individual is urinating into another individuals mouth and while doing so the individual urinating hits the individual swallowing in the back of the head causing them to cough the urine out of their nose, thus a yellow dragon.
I use to dislike swallowing that Gelmini's urine though he loved it when I did, but once he gave me a yellow dragon I refused to ever let him pee on or near me again.
by Anonymus1337 May 23, 2006
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dragon slayer

From,"You gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess" a dragon slayer is someone who is out doing dirties with the hopes of finding a nice girl to really date. Or he's just using it as an excuse for never settling down.
"Gillies has been slaying dragons longer than Jesus!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"
by mifter August 24, 2005
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dragon breath

when a person accidentally swallows a hit while smoking,
then burps up smoke later.
#1 burps up smoke
#2 "what the hell was that bro"
#1 "sorry bro, i swallowed my hit, i just got dragon breath"
by The FoxXX! December 9, 2008
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Dragon Slaying

A game played amongst fraternity brothers when an event or exchange is occurring with what is commonly regarded as a "fucking beat-ass sorority." Here are the rules for this noble sport:

1) Break up into teams, no less than two and no more than 4.
2) The object of the game is to get as many points as possible for your team. But how do you get points? Well that's a great question.

Points shall be awarded on the following scale:
1 Point: Making out with a girl
2 Points: Hand job
3 Points: Blow job
4 Points: Straight up dirty sex

However, there's a twist.

x2 Points: On film (i.e. camera phone, video camera)
x2 Points: In public (i.e. bus, dance floor, in line at Carl's Jr.)
So a fictional character named Brad is in Delta Iota Kappa. Unfortunately, Alphi Phi has cancelled, so the only sorority they can party with is Beta Alpha Epsilon Tau. Before the girls come over, another guest comes first to visit the brothers: Mr. Vodka and his friend General Gin. If pre-gaming is done correctly, all brothers should be on the verge of blackout to make the degrading and horrific task ahead somewhat bearable. After the Delts have split up, Brad finds himself on his new team, "The Fuckaneers." It's time to play like a champion.

Once the girls show up, Brad spots Gertrude, a 263 pound German "girl" with hair on her lower back. Luckily, thanks to a pep talk from Mr. Vodka, this 1.5 rated girl just shot up to a healthy 4 and it's time to prepare his sword for some dragon slaying.

After some smooth from Brad talk about his economics class and the relationship between supply and demand in the world market, this desperate shemale is ready to make her move, and Brad is ready to score some puntos.
They go into the bathroom and she begins to perform fallacio on our young hero. During this horrific and slobbery ordeal, Brad's teammate pops his head through the bathroom window and begins to film this grotesque display of attempted oral sex on his iphone. With a quick thumbs up to the camera and a sly smile only a heavily drunken frat boy can muster, Brad has earned an impressive 6 points for his team.

After the disgraceful night of drunken debauchery, points are tallied and only one team can prevail.

Do you have what it takes? Go on, noble frat boy, and play like a champion.
by Mr. Vodka April 29, 2008
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man dragon

a huge cock capable of splitting bitches open, thusly they scream as if they are getting attacked by a dragon. The man dragon makes loose holes tight.
guy: Take my man dragon you whore!
girl:ahhhhh it is so big it hurts
guy: yeeeeaaahhhhhhh!
by Mitka April 11, 2004
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Japenese Fire Dragon

A sexual activity that includes going dirrhea into the woman's mouth. Then duct tape her mouth shut, and continue to tickle her until there is a steady flow of dirrhea coming out of her nose.
Yo, I heard Dave made Jessica a Japenese Fire Dragon last night.
by jizzle1296 December 8, 2011
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