doade

A short stumpy person with a personality that lacks in social skills. Very much like a tree stump. Often time doades have patchy red hair. You can generally hear them rambling on about nothing and often times spit pertrudes out of their mouth during such occasions.

"Dan possessed many doade-like qualities, such as the ability to make everyone hate him and the ever popular ability to look like a tree stump"

by bhirschy February 4, 2004

safety date

A girl who'll go out with a gay guy who's not out to anyone else, because she knows he's safe and because he can use her to maintain his "straight" persona.

Also:

A guy who'll go out with a lesbian girl who's not out to anyone else, because she knows he's safe and because she can use him to maintain her "straight" persona.

"Hey, take a look, Kyle brought a girl to the dance! I thought he was gay."
"He's gay, she's his safety date."
"Cool."

by colinian October 28, 2006

date rape eyes

one that stares uncontrollabely at women with a blank look on his face.

1. Did you see the way JEFF was looking at that girl in the bar, total date rape eyes.

by niteman May 4, 2009

Date with Mackenzie

Something you say when a father is planning to have sex with his daughter. In reference to Mackenzie Phillips having sex with her dad.

I hear after their mother goes to work, that guy has a date with Mackenzie.

by Cool Whip69 September 27, 2009

Cheap Date

A video game reference for an enemy that is, despite appearance, stats and, or weapons, very easy to defeat while requiring little or no effort.

A more general therm for an "Anticlimactic Boss"

Letz Shake from No More Heroes who is introduced within a cutscene and then defeated by a different character within the very same cutscene.

Every boss to appear in a Grand Theft Auto game i.e. Mikhail Faustin as he will simply give up and let you kill him. Thus clearly being a Cheap Date.

by ElementKnight March 6, 2011

date bait

A technique used by online dating sites such as AdultFriendFinder, Ashley Madison, and CougarLife to scam money from gullible horny people. After joining, the user starts to receive messages from other "users", which requires the user to pay in order to read and/or respond. If the user pays to respond, they do not end up meeting an actual human; rather, it results in the company's revenue increasing and a dry area between the user's legs.

Horny Guy: Bro! Check this out! I signed up on Ashley Madison 5 min ago, and before I even made a profile, I got a message from RealHornyGurl69! Her profile is super hot!

Wiser Friend: Oh really? What does it say?

Horny Guy: I dunno, it's a "Collect Message." I have to buy some credits from them so I can read it.

Wiser Friend: No way, dude. It's date bait.

by RyGuyNomad August 7, 2011

date night

Date night is the negotiated exchange of a night out for the lady resulting in anal sex for the man.

A double entendre derived from the dried date (fruit of the date palm) resembling an anus.

M: 'So is Wednesday night date night?'

F: 'Only if I get a three course meal, a show and we arrive in a limo.'
M: 'Do we get to do it in the limo?'
F: 'Throw in the best champagne on the menu and you've got a deal.'

M: 'I love date night.'

by sharingispower June 12, 2013