Dance Moms

A Show On Lifetime about a 400 pound woman called Abby Lee Miller screaming at a bunch of kids. Can't say I don't like it because it's my favourite show and Abby Lee Miller follows me in twitter. I'm good peeps.

Veronika: Oh my god on Dance Moms Abby is so mean to everyone!!
Ashley: Yeah, everyone except her favourite, Maddie Ziegler!

by Dancing The Dream October 31, 2015

Lap Dance

Business exchange whereby, for fiscal remuneration, some self-absorbed and insecure slut shakes her sweaty ass vapours in the direction of either a) horny young twat who is likely to shoot his load on the spot, or b) tragic middle aged middle management type who's only hope of getting a sniff of young pussy is at some dingy strip club.

Cheap stripper: Hey sugar, want a lap dance?

Me: No thanks, you dried up hussy. I'd rather bore holes through my knees with a rusty drill bit.

by irreverent August 5, 2006

dance-off

The best way to put shame upon another human being. If someone undermines, contradicts, insults, etc. etc. you challenge them to a dance off, which shows which is then either followed by about a minute or so dance turns between the two, or the pansy-face declines and has to live in a shadow of shame for the rest of their life. A dance off goes for about six rounds, but sometimes it is a draw at the end so it goes on much, much longer, usually it is judged by any person standing by, rarely judged by actual 'Dance-off Judgers'.

RegularJoe: Hah, I love socks!
LiberalPansy: Socks are for Hillbillies!
RegularJoe: (Slaps Liberal Pansy with glove and steps a step back) Dance-Off!
LiberalPansy: ...uh...oh...alright?

by GlassesMelt August 14, 2005

gogo dancer

gogo dancers are people who like to dance in cages at clubs.

cheng is a gogo dancer.

by lifezhard. November 6, 2010

Blood On The Dance Floor

An electronica group started by the scenester, Dahvie Vanity. Chris was a member until he quit. Garrett Ecstasy was next to join as the screamer. That is until Dahvie took some personal time off from a tour of their's and Garrett decided to commit a numerous amount of felonies against Dahvie, causing Dahvie to kick him out. Mind you, this all occurred AFTER the false charges of statutory rape (a rumor which was revealed that Garrett spread the rumor about the rape. Dahvie was later released when the girl refused to take a rape test) After Dahvie kicked out Garrett, he asked a mutual friend of their's (Jay VonMonroe) to join and help him make a new, clean name for Blood on the Dance Floor, which Dahvie had put his entire being into creating. It was later released in a Dahvie's blog, the contributing factors to Garrett's departure from the group. Dahvie's blog said that not only did Garrett perform a gig while Dahvie had been on leave, after breaking into Dahvie's trailer and using his equipment, but he also used the money from merchandising, meant to pay for merch for their fans, to get another tattoo. Dahvie didn't want to be further associated with a drug addict, which ultimately was a large factor in his kicking out of Garrett Ecstasy and the instantaneous joining of Jay Monroe.Dahvie also stated that he had done all of the song-writing, even for the parts in which Garrett was meant to sing/scream, and Garrett was simply to drugged out to contribute.

Scenester Numero Uno: Dude! Did you hear about the fudged up shiz that Garrett Ecstasy did?

Scenester Numero Dos: Chya man! It's totally redonkulous! I can't believe him! Now I can't get my Blood On the Dance Floor t-shirt!

by Moonbeary June 29, 2011

america's best dance crew

America's Best Dance Crew is an American show aired on MTV featuring some of the best street dancers and choreographies you'll ever see in your life. It will seriously blow your mind. Seriously.
It is a WELL KNOW FACT that the show is produced by that judge on American Idol Randy Jackson, it is hosted by Mario Lopez, and the judges are former N'SYNC member JC Chasez, rapper Lil' Mamma and hip hop choreographer Shane Sparks.

Random person #1: "Are you saying that America's best Dance Crew is just a show?"
Random person #2: "Yes, sadly..."
Random person #3: "Whaaaat? There should be a 24 hour network of that, of people dancing like that!!! Because it's freaking awesome!!! I no longer have a brain!!!"

JC Chasez and Mario Lopez are cool again?? I guess that's the effect that MTV has on people...

Jabbawhat??

Random Person #4: "Be afraid... Be very afraid!"

by @n@rchist June 21, 2008

Snow dance

A ritual, often involving a dance of some sort, that is practiced with the idea of increasing the chance of significant snowfall. Often pertains to the desire for a snow day to occur. Frequently used jokingly, as a parody superstition.

A: "I hope there's going to be a snow day tomorrow…"
B: "Yeah, I'll be doing my snow dance."

by Biogeek February 26, 2008