Pulling a Dave

The social devolution that occurs after meeting a partner who does not let you see, nor speak to one's friends.

Dave enjoyed going to the pub and going out with friends. Then he met a witch called Victoria. She cast a spell on him, and now Dave is not capable of speaking to his friends any more. We can't see him anymore, he is pulling a Dave.

by lolwutdafawk August 31, 2013

Dave

A weak human with arms of a two-year-old that can barely lift a pencil.He is also idiotic and very mental.

Stop acting like a dave.

by candy212 May 22, 2017

Dave

Term used for the most manly of men who only opens his sweat glands during the most simplest of tasks (ex. Vacuuming)

Why are you sweating so hard you're only vacuuming Dave?

by Nightsnail27 January 12, 2017

DaveCrave

Derived from the term "Adamgasm".

Also known as "CookieCrave"

A term used when in serious need of anything to do with David Cook and/or his music and/or his awesomeness

Aw man, I am in a serious stage of davecrave...

Dude, I have cookiecrave...

by Discombubblized June 6, 2009

dave hanlon

One who has reached maximum immaturity, is very destructive, and enjoys an occasional hot carl.

Guy1: Oh thats nice, someone has hammered a screwdriver through our work table and knocked the corners off.
Guy2: Yeah it was probably a damn smart ass comedian dave hanlon found time between video games to be a shop clown.

by prickydicky22 August 2, 2009

Davengist

A recently used word (noun) meaning for one with great power, similar to but not relating to a diety. It is more in the sense of having a godlike attribute or stat.

(Day-ven-geist)

The commotion stopped when that man entered. He was strong and proud and showed leadership. He was a true davengist.

by Power to Play..! March 10, 2010

Dave Diot

Ass Hole, Jack ass, a general person you hate, May harass you for no reason

Your such a Dave Diot!

by TheMan696969863 September 8, 2010