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Dallas Cowboys

The team that chokes in the playoffs every year (In the first or 2nd round). Every year, they say “we dem boyz, this is our year” after beating a bunch of bad teams and then next thing you know, they choke in the playoffs. The last time they made the NFC championship was 1996. Since then, Jalen Hurts was born (1998), grew up, learned to play football, played for Alabama and Oklahoma, and played in the NFL for 3 season and made the NFC championship on his third season. The cowboys are so bad that all of this happened since they last made the NFC championship.
The Dallas Cowboys lost to 49ers in the Divisional Round.
by Mrcdogs20 January 24, 2023
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Sloppy Dallas

Its a blowjob with a mouth full of dip
1 "Karen gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night"
2 "Your dick must of looked like a turd"
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A sloppy dallas is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob whilst they are packing a fat lip (of chewing tobacco)
Guy 1: I got a Sloppy Dallas from Tiffany last night
Guy 2: Bro that's awesome.
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A "Sloppy Dallas" is when you significant other give you a BJ (Blow Job) with a lip full of dip.
I am going to give you a Sloppy Dallas.

Your mom gave me a Sloppy Dallas.
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Sloppy Dallas

The action of giving a guy a blowjob while having a lip of dip in your mouth
"Dude last night Blarg gave me a Sloppy Dallas. I feel sorry for him though because I cummed in the first second because my throbbing cock was so hard."
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A Sloppy blowjob wherein the partner doing the deed has a mouthful of dip
“Hey cleatus I got a sloppy Dallas from your sister last night, hope you’re not mad
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Sloppy Dallas

Giving a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.
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