You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

by supermadcow124 April 19, 2016

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

Absolute extreme boredom. You really need to stop this and get on your homework already.

I was bored to death so I typed q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m.

by Hardcraft October 1, 2020

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

You fool I am 4 parrelel bordom universes ahead of you.
You will never find a qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm varrient that will not be defiened for if you do you shall you will define it

You: I know a qwertyuiopasdfgthjklzxcvgbnm varrient that wont be defined ill try q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m
me: laugh menacingly

by Doomed man who died of bordom October 7, 2021

G.A.I.D.S

Aids obtained by way of gay sex or simply by being gay.

Dan got G.A.I.D.S from a rough trick named Jim.
Bo-z took a cock balls deep in the mouth, and got G.A.I.D.S. How homosexual of him!

by Craprockschicksworlds August 1, 2007

L.A.P.D.

Laugh
As
People
Die

-or-

Love
And
Peace
Dude

The band Brian 'Head' Welch (guitar), Reginald 'Fieldy' Arvizu (bass), David Silveria (drums) and Rick Morril (not part of Korn) played for before joining Korn and meeting Johnathan Davis (vocals), which is the greatest Nu-Metal band of all time.

LAPD L.A.P.D. Police Korn Da Po Po

Man, I kinda wish that L.A.P.D. stayed around longer, they were pretty good. Although Rick Morril can't sing like JD can!

by ChristianK May 2, 2007

D.N.G.A.F.

Do.Not.Give.A.Fuck

-Yo did you want to see that movie.
-I, D.N.G.A.F.

by Pseyou January 28, 2009

W.A.N.D.

Weird Ass Night, Dude

Man, I got drunk with RayRay last night and she got a little too frisky. It was a W.A.N.D.!

by elatedsundown April 4, 2011