Just a couple of cashews

instead of saying "you're nutty" or "you're a nut", you can just say someone is a cashew. Alternatively, you can shorten it to just 'shews.

"Dude what's up with those ppl spazzing out over there?"
"Dunno, just a couple of cashews"

by Boodot June 3, 2025

Push’n Cush’n

Girl with a nice ass that you would love to get on top of.

Look at that ass on that girl

Hell yeah brother! That’s one hell of a Push’n Cush’n

by MickeyBE August 6, 2025

Cover the cushions

When nature, by way of a chilling breeze or sudden rainfall, makes you realize your genitals are exposed.

Brrrr...I've gotta cover the cushions!

by Rod Peters November 4, 2025

Quintin quad crusher

Coined by Quintin’s around the world; it’s when Quintin grows his pubic hair out for 1 year, then sprinkles his dandruff and hopefully his pubic lice onto his long ass pubes then crushes his partner with his quads while the lice and dandruff uses the pubes as a ladder onto the persons face

Dude Quintin totally gave me a Quintin quad crusher in the back of Nordstrom rack!

by Appsych November 7, 2025

Sioux City Pin Cushion

The act of injecting METH into someone’s or oneself’s SCROTUM.

After getting a Sioux City Bow Tie the obvious next choice is the Sioux City Pin Cushion

by NoKinkShame January 11, 2026

St hope penis crusher

the form of letting 322 boys drip all they semen into one cinnamon toast crunch bowl and letting a girl eat the whole bowl clean off the spot

mell really did the st hope penis crusher shes a pRO

by Theredyellowfaggottoucher January 11, 2026

O.C. Crushed

O.C. Orange County Crushed: An older (usually rich, cougar-type) woman characterized by plastic surgery gone awry or the result of horrific surgical choices like perky double ds on a 50-year-old.

Did you see that cougar? She's been O.C. crushed! Code blue--get Dr. 90210!

by Oregontrials April 1, 2009