needs crap thrown at it

a digital photoghraph that needs to be cropped

Hey mac, this pic needs crap thrown at it!

needs crap thrown at it by kaykay (>=^3^=)> June 28, 2009

Mom Crap 

The collection of strange and useful artifacts found in a mothers or grandmothers Mary Poppinsesque handbag. Such as, but not limited to: tissue, emery boards, lip balm, make-up, notebook, pen and pencil, healthy snack and coloring book.

Girl 1: Does your mother carry eye cream and mints in her purse?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: That's Mom Crap.

Mom Crap by emeraldeyes December 20, 2014

Clean Crap 

Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.

"Dude is that clean crap over there on the street"
" That guy is totally a piece of clean crap"

Clean Crap by TheChair64 April 7, 2017

Green Crap 

Green Crap - is slang for everything eco friendly.

Solar Wind and other green crap

Green Crap by Nov8tiv May 31, 2018

boring crap

when something is so boring that you would rather watch justin beiber

this is some boring crap screw this meeting

boring crap by grayson4949 September 30, 2020

princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag 

The iconic FRIENDS TV show not only showed us the importance of having close friends... but if you were ever thinking of chaning your name with your S.O, Princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag is the name for you :)

1. "I love you, princess Consuela bananahamock"
" And I love crap...."

as you can see, princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag is used in everyday sweet talk.

princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag by holopuff April 29, 2019

Wrap your crap 

A relatively polite way of saying "Eat shit you dickhead!" Also deployable, when someone is not willing to take the poop their dog has made on a public territory.

Hey mister! Your pet has left something here for you.
What is it?
Mr. Poop, please, wrap your crap.

Wrap your crap by Murdoc Kylburne April 16, 2020