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Color Guard

A group of girls who are usually short, fat, or both, and believe that the only reason marching band is fun is because of them, and that they are the most important part.

2. Created for the insecure girls or occasional gay guy who can't play a instrument but feel the need to be involved in something so they can have that satisfaction.
Did you see that color guard girl? She dropped her flag twice and managed to hit a trumpet player!
by The Realist OG August 19, 2015
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colorado

A state which is (or was) the home to the kids responsible to Columbine, the Ramsey family, Alfred Packerd the cannibal, and Focus on the Family. A state where you are either from a big city but you have SAD and your doctor told you to move, a yuppie who read an article about how great Denver is for business or kids, a New Ager who wants to be in Boulder with your crystals, a religious wacko, a farmer, a suburbanite, a collegekid, or training with the Air Force. No wonder so many people end up having illegal affairs here or killing people.
I'm in Colorado now, fun.
by whatever works January 3, 2007
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color

(The MODERN spelling of) one of the shades of a prism, like red, blue, green, yellow, etc. Colors are decided by the amount of light that is absorbed or reflected by the human eye. Don't give me any crap about this "colour" shit and it being "the original spelling". Any educated person living in the 21st century knows that the word isn't pronounced "kul-oo-wer". It's 2 syllables: "kul-er" And stop bitching. After all, this is an American website. If it was European, I wouldn't care.
Steve: "The book says 'add two teaspoons of red dye for colour, and--'"
Jon: "What!?!? 'COLOUR'!?!? AAAARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! @&%#$!!!! IT'S F*****NG COLOR!!!!!!!!!
by GameBoy83 May 26, 2006
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University of Colorado

11th best public school in the U.S.? OK, because everyone in academia knows that CU-Boulder stands among schools like William & Mary, UCLA, Wisconsin, and so forth. Last time I checked out the U.S. News & World Report college rankings, CU was considered the 77th-ranked school in the nation. Right below Michigan State (and right next to Harvard of course).

According to the National Center for Education Statistics, CU-Boulder's IQ-range for the ACT is 24-28. That means that if you sit in on a class at CU, there's a one-in-four chance that the kid next to you got less than a 24 on the ACT. That means there's a 25% chance the kid next to you hasn't learned how to tie his shoes or feed himself yet.

Well, excuse me if I'm not blown away by CU's imagined prestige.
CU student: Dude, I heard from my cousin from Maine that the University of Colorado is like, practically, the Harvard-of-the-West. Like, we got the smartest kids 'n' everything, and everyone's dying to go here.

CU student 2: I thought so bro, let's finish this bowl off and touch each other and talk about stuff we don't understand.

Real-life UVA student: There's a university in Colorado?
by WESTC0ASTSTUDENT November 29, 2009
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coloradogirl

whore, prostitute, deserves to go to hell for lying and stealing money from a celebrity.
the 19 year old girl works in a colorado hotel and she entered inside kobe's room without permission.
by kobefan July 21, 2003
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colton

a very depressed individual. Uses drugs to cover and hide his feelings, its pathetic. He is short, generally blonde longish hair. Overall "cute" kid. He will tell you lies to get into your pants, and it works! Try not to fall for his charm. He is and never will go anywhere in life. WATCH OUT!
stay away form that kid, he is so colton.
by colton hater August 1, 2009
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Color Guard

The name for a person of the opposite sex that act as if they're more attractive than the average attractive person, but are in actualality far below sub par. Normally playing hard to get, the average Color Guarder is seen as an obstruction from what you are exactly trying to see, such as a clock, the blackboard, or an elephant. Does not pertain to someone at least semi-attractive. Originates from the term Color Guard meaning the portion of a school band the waves the school flag and colors. These people are over pompous because of their position and place among the social ranks, and have much bigger heads than they should (in a non-literal sense, though they're actual heads may be enlarged due to their imparing hideousness).
*Alex quickly glimpses at a movement in the corner of his eye, just to find the site of a fat chick coincidentally having the same experience as he.*

"Oooh, boy, why you lookin', you can't have this! I'm lookin' gooooood! Playa please, ya'll will never get something THIS good lookin'!"

Alex: "I-... I'm sorry, excuse me, I wasn't looking at - "

Color Guard: "Boy, I know you want this but mm, mm, mm, you ain't havin' this! Uh-uh-uh!"
by Persephone's Vacuum January 22, 2005
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