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child-proof cap

a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!
she had me put on a child-proof cap

should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!

jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2013
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child neglect mullet

A naturally forming mullet on a child due to the lack of regular hair cuts.
Hey look at the child neglect mullet on that toddler.
by Mullets inc. September 10, 2013
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Moriah Elizabeth’s child

A cute baby that is ten months old and is cute and beautiful and is the queen of squishing squishes
Person 1: look at Moriah Elizabeth’s child
Person2: she’s cute
by Vic vic Vicky vic July 11, 2022
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harwich dirt child

If you grow up white trash and play in the dirt in Harwich Ma on Cape Cod. You engage in dirt games, and drink with your friends around a bonfire listening to music. Insults are compliments. You hang out in the woods drinking and smoking weed.
What’s up Dirt Child?
I grew up a Harwich Dirt Child.
by Big Dick78 August 22, 2022
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abyss small child

when someone is always screaming about this that are there fault
"my work takes so long"

:no your just being a abyss small child"
by garrydaplatypus January 20, 2021
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Daniel the Devil child

Daniel the devil is a child who is known for his heinous acts of mischief and he enjoys watching others pain. His mother is believed to have been born in the depths of hell and she is known as the real life lady death.
Daniel the Devil child will always be looked at as an example of the statement: Hell on Earth
by Epic Games Tech Support December 25, 2019
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screaming duck child

a mythical creature with the head of a duck and body of a child who screams all the time except when eating dogs
person: are u free this weekend?
other person: nah im hunting for the screaming duck child
by superspyninjabadasshellbeast January 17, 2011
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