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Break-up Ice cream 

The gallon of ice cream a female often indulges in, typically all in one night, after having conflicts with the opposite sex.
"Last night I had my break-up ice cream at one o clock in the morning again...I hope i didn't gain any weight."
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Napolitanoian Ice Cream 

A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.
Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.

Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!

Stream and cream 

A refinement and abstraction of the more lowbrow colloquialism netflix and chill. Some members of society have access to only a single streaming service, for example cbs all access. In those instances netflix and chill is not applicable to the situation. By using the higher level abstraction "stream and cream" you can make clear your intent without having to specify a particular streaming service. In this way, if I have a partner over I can correctly use the phrase "stream and cream" to denote that I was watching star trek discovery on cbs all access, engaging in coitus, and eventually (or immediately) engage in an orgasmic experience.
Alex: wuz up dawg. Wut u doin this weekend?

Greg: not much homie. Gonna see if my bae wants to come over.

Alex: ah, gonna do some netflix and chill huh

Greg: na dawg. Only have access to dat cbs all access. Gonna see if my bae wanna stream and cream

peachy pussy acne cream 

person A: fuck i really need some peachy pussy acne cream

person B: wtf

ice cream paint job 

Lyrics in a song that white people love, but have no idea what it means.
You will never see an ice cream paint job on a Prius.
ice cream paint job by stupid phatty September 22, 2009

pink cream puff 

A girls vagina that has been filled with wiped cream by inserting the tip of a wiped cream can into her and squirting it out
Dude that girl over there has a pink cream puff