basketball

A pussy sport invented for those who cannot handle the rigors of hockey, football, or soccer.

Person A: Why dont you go play some hockey?

Person B: But I might get hurt. I think Ill go play basketball instead.

Person A: Pussy!

by --Go Hockey-- July 19, 2006

Basketball

A sport popular among blacks which involves lacking talent but being extremely tall to make up for it and basically just running in toward the hoop to score a basket; Don't worry, no one can touch you or they'll be penalized. (If they do touch you, you MUST fall to the ground and scream in agony and hold some part of your body as if you broke it, even though you'll get up 2 seconds later to shoot free throws.) Most players are drug-dealers, womanizers, and generally misfits from the streets who skipped school to shoot hoops. Many of them die of AIDS.

yo nigz i wuz playin sum basketball and i totally school'd peeps wit muh nasty moves. to bad im never gonna be anything in life because i never got no education.

by Gman400 June 10, 2008

head basketball

blow job playing the pink obo suck off

she didnt really want to suck my cock so i had to keep pushing her head back down it was like playing basketball with her head

by terry the word smith September 20, 2003

Basketbazizzle

A "unique" way of saying basketball.

"Whoa bizzle, that basketbazizzle game was off the hizzle for shizzle!" exclaimed George.
"Not nearly as off the hizzle as last night's hockeyizzle game," replied Joe.
"Now just wait one minizzle," answered George.

by NeutralElf April 26, 2004

basketball

What girls do during wrestling season.

"Hey, I'm gonna join basketball."

"I thought you were a dude!?"

by pimp of the decade August 1, 2009

Basketball

See Michael Jordan.

Yes, this is a definition for the game of basketball, and not an individual player. But no basketball conversation can last 20 minutes without this man's name being brought up. This man's accomplishments are only overshadowed by the way he shaped the game of basketball and American culture. If you need the actual definition, just scroll down.

by Tempo421 January 19, 2009

you're going to hell in a hand basket

that what you are doing is so bad that, you are going down by the law or with someone that you've hurt and;or you have sinned alot. the devil is carring the basket personally

you cheated on her and when she finds out; you're going to hell in a hand basket

by zekeharris February 4, 2006