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trump or biden?

trump, bidens a dumbass
by wuppado January 1, 2022
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Biden

Johnny: Dad, what's wrong with Grandpa? Today he forgot who I was twice and then I think he even forgot where he was for a minute. He also started rambling about this guy named Corn Pop, and then he got to talking about his hairy legs, and how he liked kids to rub them, it was all very weird.
Dad: Well, I'm afraid to say that Grandpa is exhibiting strong signs of Biden
Johnny: what is Biden again? I've heard people talk about it but what is it exactly?
Dad: well son, Biden is what happens to some people when they get old, their mind starts to go and they start forgetting stuff that they used to know, they become confused quite often, and sometimes they even become agitated very easily.
Johnny: Why?
Dad: Well son, you see, when a person has Biden, they often know what they want to say but can't find the right words, and this can make them feel very flustered.
Johnny: Well is there anything we can do to help Grandpa?
Dad: Well I'm afraid not really, see the thing about Biden is that there really isn't a cure for it, and it becomes worse and more extreme the longer a person has it. So all we can do is love Grandpa regardless, even though it may be hard at times, and show him that we are here for him no matter what.
Johnny: is that it?
Dad: Yes, pretty much, that is all that we can do. ...Well, there is one thing that could definitely help him and make it easier on him.
Johnny: What's that?
Dad: never make him be the president.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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BIDENFLATION

1. When your election is stolen and you are left with a fool in the white house whose name is joey biden who has ZERO economic experience. Intentional destruction of the economy. Action usage: Man that bidenflation is so high, it is higher then hunter biden after a hit on his crack pipe!

2. What you get when dominion selects your president.
Bidenflation is so high that hunter biden is trying to replace his crack rocks with it, since it goes higher then a kite and it is just getting started, in a year from now we are going to be seeing 10 dollars a gallon of gas, damn that china joe biden!!!! Wish President Trump was back in office, gas was 1.83 lasts year, bidenflation is HORRIBLE!!!!!
by Wise White Man March 11, 2022
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Biden

A man that loves touching children. An open racist who didnt want our schools to become racial jungles. The man who mandated a fraud vaccine like a tyrant.
by AzraelsMom19 November 22, 2021
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JOE BIDEN

by Bs69420 November 10, 2020
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Biden2020

A phrase used by people who failed 8th grade history and march down the streets forcing people to do their "special solute", burn Bibles and flags and who simultaneously believe in inequality but say you do.

"BLACK LIVES MATTER"

Trump supporter: No response
"BLACK LIVES MATTER YOU FASCIST WHITE SUPREMACIST."

Trump supporter: "Yes, black lives do matter. I'm not racist for believing we are equal. Where's the all lives matter movement?"

"STFU YOU RACIST POS! BIDEN2020"
In this paragraph we will be acting out a skit of a Trump supporter who we'll call Dave and a Biden supporter we'll call Mark (short for Marxist)

Mark "Trump's a fascist dictator."

Dave "Ah yes. Say's someone who does the exact same thing the Nazi party did in the 1930s."

Mark "Fuck you fascist, Biden2020"
by JFK's brains February 15, 2021
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Joe Biden

a guy who sucks but hes better then Trump.
“Yo is that Joe Biden?”
“Yeah i hate him tbh.”
“Same but hes better then Trump.”
“True.”
by Williambro December 1, 2020
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