Beachmere

A crapshack suburb which lies on the outskirts of Caboolture. Its name is misleading, there is no beach in beachmere, just a man made sewerage lake that tends to smell rather unpleasant which causes most of the residents to hallucinate and think that there is a beach there.

Girl: Hey wanna go hang at the beachmere beach
Guy: Pft, there's no beach in beachmere its just a sewerage lake

by Dr Coolio June 21, 2011

Beached whale

Also known as Desi. A large goober-headed she/male with a body that resembles a trash bag filled with mango pulp. It's face is the spitting image of a bulldog, and like a bulldog, desi will hump anything with, or without, a pulse. Smells like a sun-dried tuna fish, and close sources say it is so womped it looks like a Picasso down there. Stay away from the desi. It might sit on you, or eat you. It's unpredictable.

This beached whale is just another reminder that accidents DO happen and some people should put a condom on it.

by TheObsure February 18, 2015

[Rockaway Beach]

A very small town in Oregon that consists of seagulls, cheap tourist merchandise and about 12 people that never have anything to do. Ever.

The Pronto Pup, a brand of corn dog, was invented at Rockaway Beach in the late 1930s. Nothing else has happened since.

by A Greene August 11, 2008

Rod the Beach Bum

A homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on Clearwater Beach,FL,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.Claims to own Island Esates,that his grandfather owns the Oklahoma Sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(bitch took 5 million dollars!!).Sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you're a "cool cat".Tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, "x marks the spot".

How we gunna get beer man?
I know lets find Rod the Beach Bum.

by Jeremy E January 17, 2008

west palm beach

Flattened by a slew of hurricanes in 2004, West Palm Beach was formerly a mecca for customers of Armani Exchange, over-priced ice cream, and plastic surgery. Now known as the underwater city of Palm Beach.

Funk. West Palm Beach is so cool you have to spend your life savings on scuba gear just to get a fucking hamburger.

by cvantez September 26, 2004

beach

"bitch" is what it sounds like when fobs try to pronunce the word "beach"

co-worker: Where do you live?
mom: We live near the beach!
co-worker:WTF?
mom: its fun living near the beach we hang out there all the time.
co-worker:WTF?
mom:do you want to live near the beach?
co-worker:Depends...
mom: What do you mean?
co-worker:Has to be a slutty bitch.
mom:WHAT?
co-worker:oh sheit..
mom:...

by yo mommaaaaa September 5, 2008

beach party

The term beach party is used for times when a large group of people are all in a bad mood at once. This is called a beach party because it appears that everyone in the group has traved to the beach and has collected a large a amount of sand in their vagina.

"God it was such a beach party at work today, everyone was bitting each others heads off, and the floor was covered in fish scented sand"

by Jared Swartz May 26, 2007