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beardo

a weirdo with a beard. Or a weirdo who is so weird that you can call him a beardo anyways.
santa clause is a fat beardo.
by adefrenza October 11, 2006
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jelly beard

you lick someone out, and when you come up, you have pubic hairs around your mouth and in your teeth
"Eugh! you've got a jelly beard. how did that happen? i've got a shaven haven"
"I dunno"
by Amazin Ali April 24, 2004
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chinstrap beard

The cheesy, minimalist Amish beard favored by many current Major League Baseball players. David Ortiz has a chinstrap beard. Can be augmented by a tuft at the chin, giving the appearance that one is wearing a helmet with a chin cup.
Jimmy was so proud because after months of practice, he was finally able to grow and perfect his chinstrap beard.
by Dwayne Hosey July 3, 2008
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The Beard

A facial accessory that instantly makes its bearer infinitely more metal and manly. This is especially true if one has had a beard since very early, ie. since they were thirteen. Beards tend to house hidden limbs and perhaps have a life of their own. The most famous example of this caliber of facial hair is Chuck Norris.
Don't fuck with Rob, he's had the beard since he was thirteen. It doesn't matter what music he plays, it's more metal than you. Always.

His beard goes clubbing every night after he goes to sleep and comes back in the morning to wake him up.
by bringyourguns543 July 24, 2009
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bearded lady

a lesbian, when they eat hairy pussy it looks like they have a beard
by ThatsWhatsUp April 11, 2008
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bearded happy face surprise

To take a big steaming shit in a friends restroom while jacking off and picking your nose all at the same time. Prior to finishing the meat beating session the performer 1)wipes two nose goblins on the wall approximately 4 inches apart (the eyes) 2) fishes out the large turd from the bowl and draws a circle (head) around the two boogers and places a poo nose and smiley face within the circle 3) releases a stream of baby gravy on the lower portion of the circle which symbolizes the beard. It is further encouraged that the performer of this act proceeds to smear any excess shit on the mirror, walls, decorative hand towels and/ or any small pets or children living within the confines of the home. One must also not forget to wash ones hands.....after all we would not want to spread any germs.
Mike invited me over to his house to watch the BCS title game....I, being a Ducks fan was a tad bit upset with the outcome. This coupled with the fact that his wife is smelly and has the head of a wildabeast helped me decide that a bearded happy face surprise would be in order prior to my departure.
by Mydongislong Suh January 14, 2011
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Cunt beard

When hair is the same colour as the hair down below. When you don't shave and it grows down your thighs
Dirty Hairy lesbians, my hair is the same colour as my hairy cunt beard
by finkyfoo January 17, 2010
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