creamcheese my bagel

When the recipient spreads their cheeks and he blows his load on on each of her ass cheeks, spreads it around with his dick, then pushes the recipients ass cheeks together.

** for extra party fun, add some cream cheese to the bagel hole

Oh Frankie! Cream cheese my Cinnamon raisin bagel! Make sure not to get too much In the hole this time. Bon appetit!

Don't get to freaky tonight Sean. Just creamcheese my bagel.

by Bagelholer October 3, 2016

Dutch Bagel

A polite way to call someone a douche bag in public.

You're such a Dutch Bagel.

Put your penis away in here, Dutch Bagel.

by Abraham L. Kless November 24, 2006

Bagel

a derogetory name for a jewish male (usally teenager)

Bagel stole my lunch money again!

by GB 23 March 27, 2005

babers

One who is loud, giddy, hyper, joyful, or a combanation of the above said

Man, that girl sure is a 'babers.' She must be on prozac or something

by TheG0BLIN March 24, 2008

Badgerism

Racism for badger "Badgerism"

A badger cart be racist onley badgerist so if it is badgerist thats BADGERISM

by James April 18, 2005

vadge badger

Noun
Plural Vadge Badgers
1. a common vagina badger usually taking refuge in one's muff hair; notorious for vagina rippage.

"Oh, bejesus, I think I caught a vadge badger!"
"Once vadge badgers have control of the general area, they start chomping away at the clitorus, etc."

by HQ Tenenbaum Associates October 6, 2005

Honey Badger

Adjective: Of or relating to masculine homosexual women.
Noun: A masculine homosexual woman.
Synonym: Dike

My Aunt Liz is a Honey Badger and she don’t give a shit!

by Schmozart June 4, 2011