austin brittain

a munch

Austin brittain is a munch

by Laneyb January 26, 2023

Austin

(Aka. Yasstin, Saustin, and Sustin). The hottest and most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. I am not Austin. Trust me. Also he's really hot, did I mention that? The best man face in the world, and incredible Massachusetts eyebrows. Also he's really hot. Funny. Cool. Enormous brain. The best at spelling defunt. And really hot

Girl1: Dang, Austin is really hot and cool and good at spelling the word defunct.
Girl2: I know, he's so amazing and cool and I love him. Will you marry me Austin?
Austin: No, I have many braincells and I can psychoanalyze you with a single glance, Meredith.

by NotAustinReallyGuys January 31, 2023

Austin

most likely works at your local rosauers

whatta josh austin

by _1_2 February 7, 2023

Austin Lotion

a nigha who hellaaaaa retarded, somehow has reverse down syndrome and has like an odd amount of toes on his feet

That nigga austin lotion built like my grandma

by hectorodee December 22, 2023

Austin Latno

Austin Latno is the sexiest, strongest, most amazing person on this planet. you may not see him, but he sees you. he is always watching. ALWAYS.

did you see Austin Latno today? i was hoping to get his autograph.

by VeryVerySmartGuy December 22, 2023

Austin reed ward

men

Austin reed ward is such a men

by rye-rye :) January 1, 2024

The Austin Bock Theory

When no one actually likes a person but only stays friends or befriends them because they think everyone else likes them, when in reality no one likes them.

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“No one actually likes Austin , he’s a narcissistic, selfish, self centred, so far up his own ass dickhead who thinks he’s so important, the only reason people are friends with him is because they think everyone else likes him, it’s the Austin Bock theory!” It means he needs to be humbled because no one likes him

by Heidi😭 January 3, 2024