April 13

National Have as much sex as you want day😌💦🍑🍆🍒

“It’s april 13 let’s have as much sex as we want babe”😍

by Pretty Alicia April 12, 2019

April 5

If you're born on this day it means you have zero eggs. Throughout your entire life you'll be jealous of your extremely sexy friend who DOES have eggs.

*At diner*

'Hi could I get the omelette?, it's my birthday'
'You're born on April 5? we don't serve your kind here, especially no omelette, go back to Spain'

by SexyEggHaver March 31, 2021

April 26th

The day all swifties are going to unite and outsell everyone else favorite

Ive waited 13 days for April 26th

by serena13 April 14, 2019

April 9th

International love your boyfriend day! Give him all the hugs and kisses you can, and don't forget gifts too!

"oh it's April 9th! Gotta give him a good gift!" "Thank you!"

by April 9th April 09, 2022

April 3

This is the day the most amazing girl was born she’s beautiful her smile is amazing and she’s perfect in every-way

Be like willy born on April 3

I love her

by I love her..; October 13, 2021

April 3

If your born on April 3rd you very funny and a bastard your, very popular

My friend was born on April 3rd and he is really funny

by Why is there a... April 15, 2021

24th april

Give your gf almond cookies day.

-Bro why are you buying all those almond cookies?
-Its 24th april, give your gf almond cookies day man.

by Ilovetiks November 22, 2021