April 13

National Have as much sex as you want day😌💦🍑🍆🍒

“It’s april 13 let’s have as much sex as we want babe”😍

by Pretty Alicia April 12, 2019

April 5

If you're born on this day it means you have zero eggs. Throughout your entire life you'll be jealous of your extremely sexy friend who DOES have eggs.

*At diner*

'Hi could I get the omelette?, it's my birthday'
'You're born on April 5? we don't serve your kind here, especially no omelette, go back to Spain'

by SexyEggHaver March 31, 2021

April 26th

The day all swifties are going to unite and outsell everyone else favorite

Ive waited 13 days for April 26th

by serena13 April 14, 2019

April Serious

When something incredible happens to you on April 1st and everyone thinks you are trying to April fool them, even though you are completely serious.

Trey: Dude! You'll never guess what happened to me last night!
Brent: What?
Trey: I hooked up with Jen AND her sister last night!
Brent: Haha... April Fools...
Trey: No dude! I'm being April Serious!

by Cheese-Fries April 1, 2009

April 20th

National top hat day.

"Hey dude its April 20th"
"You mean national top hat day?"
"yep"

by Top hat addict April 16, 2020

April 16th

National be a cock block day. Spend the day being a cock block.

Wanna fuck..Nah bro today is April 16th national cock block day.

by Saraem April 16, 2020

April fool

An idiotic person that goes to public places in the month of April without wearing a mask to cover their mouth during a pandemic.

Joey: Look at that stupid person in the grocery store not wearing a mask! Jimmy: What an April fool !!! After today that April fool will be a May fool.

by JoeyBomm April 30, 2020