Ian Hawke

Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.

If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.

When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.

"I told you Dave, I never lose" - Ian Hawke 5281BC

by Ogobogga April 27, 2024

ian olsson

chuddiest chud of allll the lands.

"cowboy bebop ooohhh sooo good ooooooh" - an ian olsson would say.

by anthraxforkids May 5, 2024

Ian Hawke'd

When you are ruthlessly disgustingly humiliated in public by losing

"Bro just got skibidi rizzed and Ian Hawke'd

by TheBrainRotGod May 10, 2024

Ian

An extremely hardworking guy. He is old country and the coolest cowboy around.

Person 1: "Oh man have you seen Ian?"
Person 2: "Oh man I wish I was as cool as that cowboy"

by Lililkli February 10, 2024

ian

Not to be confused with the name "Ian". This is a reduction of "I ain't" on the model of ion, or "i don't". Pronounced "aɪˌeɪn", or basically just "I ain't" but without the t.

"Ian fuck with that."
"Ian gon' go."
"Ian even know what he say."

by hawn hawn baguette February 10, 2024

Ian function

The lan Function or lan's Function is a series of memes about attending a function at a person named lan's house and having horrible things happen to them. The meme trend was popularized on TikTok in February 2024 through a series of slideshows about attending "the lan function."

I am a survivor of the Ian Function

by Barr3.0 February 12, 2024

Ian jomha

Maximum cringe these days previously known for content cop.

Ian jomha is joke HA

by B1chesIoI March 2, 2024