Amber Alert

When she won’t swallow the load so you blow it in her ear .
You then send out an Amber Alert to find the missing children .
She knew her phone was going to blow up after I Amber Alerted my kids into her ear .
by Benderover71 April 18, 2023
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Amber Alert

New pop culture term used to describe the sighting or observation of an abusive female as it is a common misconception that women cannot be abusers. This term was brought to life during the Depp v. Heard lawsuit in 2022, where disgraced actress and boyfriend abuser, Amber Heard, was exposed for being an abusive woman who lied while on the stand as a witness and manipulated the press to ruin Depp's career.
Amber Alert! Did you see what Kaitlynn did to Victor?
Yeah, I didn't know she would hit him and then give him a knife as a Christmas present to trick the cops into thinking he was the abuser.
Right?
by KanraStar May 02, 2025
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amber alert

When your woman falls asleep while you're eating her pussy and she farts in your mouth
He went to the bathroom to brush his teeth for a second time that night after receiving a full-on Amber alert
by frogqweef July 07, 2024
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AMBER Alert

An annoying ass alarm that wakes up you up in the middle of the night or goes off randomly.
Jane: Ugh did you get that AMBER Alert last night
Stephanie: No, why?
Jane: I GOT IT 3 TIMES IN THE SAME NIGHT I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED
by stan twice 4 clear skin <3 March 28, 2023
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Amber Alert

Finding a human turd in the middle of your bed unexpectedly when you enter the bedroom
What Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp as stated in the civil lawsuit trial on national television. Johnny received an Amber Alert notification
by CK_386 April 30, 2022
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amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices
I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.
by LeafyBottomPants March 06, 2022
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hey amber

amber gulag is cheegans gf and and she eats his cheesy dorito peen ;)
hey amber: PEPPER SHUSH
by poopoohead432 November 20, 2020
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